This game recap was delayed a day because I was too full of  birthday alcohol to be funny, so get ready to be disappointed all over again (which coincidentally is the Sens new slogan for March, I hear). As proof of my drunken sadness here is a picture of the only notes I made in preparation for this post:

Enjoy!

First Period:

Second Period:

Third Period:

Bonus: Story of the Game

First Period:

A well meaning Senators trying to be cool tweet turns bad

Second Period:

Third Period:

(Disclaimer: Sens didn’t actually tweet that, but it would be so bad if they did)

First Period:

Second Period:

Third Period:

Bonus:

Pre-game?:

First Period:

Second Period:

Second Intermission:

Third Period:

Overtime:

Bonus: Story of the fucking game

First Period:

Not pictured: Karlsson as a winged creature spreading joy, beauty, and fucking great goals

Second Period:

Third Period:

First Period:

Sens down 3

*******Karlsson magic******

Second Period:

Third Period:

Overtime:

Zip it, P.K.

Pre-Game:

The idiots came out early.

First Period:

Andy stops a shootout attempt, simultaneously shaking his fist old-man-style at Joe Fucking Corvo.

Intermission:

Second Period:

(Credit to @TariqAnwar00 for idea)
Kyle Turris scores when the Sens really need the motivation-stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Colin Greening has a fight with Eric Nystrom just to remind us all he’s still on the team, also he went to Cornell.

Sens fans shed a collective angry tear; CBC cuts to Carrie Underfisher for the sixth time just for old times sake
Mark Stone misses on an empty net, making Erik Condra so proud, just so proud.

Third Period:
We find out the baby CBC has been filming with Carrie Underwood is, in fact, not a Fisher/Underwood baby. Oh, also Zibanejad had to use 16 ounces of hand sanitizer to clean his filthy mitts.

Over-fucking-time:
Sens fans collectively clench their buttcheeks at the thought of 4-on-3 hockey, but nothing is settled. On to-

Shoot-fucking-out: 

How obvious is it that I didn’t play Pokemon as a kid?

SENS WIN.