The idiots came out early.
(Credit to @TariqAnwar00 for idea)
Kyle Turris scores when the Sens really need the motivation-stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Colin Greening has a fight with Eric Nystrom just to remind us all he’s still on the team, also he went to Cornell.
We find out the baby CBC has been filming with Carrie Underwood is, in fact, not a Fisher/Underwood baby. Oh, also Zibanejad had to use 16 ounces of hand sanitizer to clean his filthy mitts.
Sens fans collectively clench their buttcheeks at the thought of 4-on-3 hockey, but nothing is settled. On to-
How obvious is it that I didn’t play Pokemon as a kid?