Senators/Predators Game Summary in Drawing Form


The idiots came out early.

First Period:
Andy stops a shootout attempt, simultaneously shaking his fist old-man-style at Joe Fucking Corvo.


Second Period:
(Credit to @TariqAnwar00 for idea)
Kyle Turris scores when the Sens really need the motivation-stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Colin Greening has a fight with Eric Nystrom just to remind us all he’s still on the team, also he went to Cornell.

Sens fans shed a collective angry tear; CBC cuts to Carrie Underfisher for the sixth time just for old times sake
Mark Stone misses on an empty net, making Erik Condra so proud, just so proud.

Third Period:
We find out the baby CBC has been filming with Carrie Underwood is, in fact, not a Fisher/Underwood baby. Oh, also Zibanejad had to use 16 ounces of hand sanitizer to clean his filthy mitts.

Sens fans collectively clench their buttcheeks at the thought of 4-on-3 hockey, but nothing is settled. On to-


How obvious is it that I didn’t play Pokemon as a kid?


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