Busy day at the CCFR, Conrad’s off eating dim sum in the shower of a Mississauga Super 8. James is scrubbing his resume for all references to Snoopy and Peter is searching frantically for recaps of the VAN-OTT game that haven’t been edited for seniors.
From: James To: Conrad, Peter
Sens I would sign up for the Aeroplan Air Miles Reward Miles Program
Peter Regin.
Something is rockin in Denmark. Hold on readers…phone call…I gotta take this. Uh huh…uh huh…uh…OH…okay…bye. Sorry, Ive just been fired. They said I can finish this recap before cleaning out my desk. So yeah, Regin gets his first burgundy loaf of the year in what you could call a losing effort. I think Regin might have be one point away from joining my prestigious Players Who Currently Have More Points Than Ilya Kovalchuk Klub. Speaking of which…
Sergei Gonchar.
Keep doing what your doing white boy…keep doin what youre doing.
Sens I whose faces I would write all over with a magic marker when they pass out at a party.
Pascal Leclaire
I guess Bri-Bri Destiny Elliot is a bit bruised up now that I think on it so I suppose Leclaire had to start. (I think its smart that I type out coming to realizations instead of using the backspace button to erase them …well…”there’s no time, THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME” –Jessica Myrtle Spanno, Not a real person 1979-1995). Anyway, sucks that Snoopy’s first game back was a total drubbingon home ice. No 3-4 (SO) or 4-2 loss for this guy…Snoopy don’t play that …gotta let in six.
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You know what really grinds my gears? Conrad, I’m sorry you have to hear me go off on this again but don’t worry I got fired earlier in the post so…last time(ish) I swear. Anyway, you know what really grinds my gears? How Pascal Leclaire carries himself. I heard when he got signed that he has an uncanny ability to not to bring a bad game home with him. Like the majestic beaver he perplexingly resembles, a bad loss is like water off his back. I thought that sounded like a great quality but in practice I realize I cannot STAND this. In his post game interview, Pascal described the game as having some ‘ups and downs’ and you know, how it was not bad for a first game back. Look, I’m not asking for playoff exit Luongo tears but put the bong down and be a bit pissed. Actually, Pascal, it was kind of a terrible first game back. Ups and downs? Im guessing that downs included letting in 2 goals in 30 seconds was a down? A real up was the delicious Gatorade you drank between goals?
I know I’m being a little harsh on the guy but frankly, I knew he wasn’t going to win this game and I was cool with that but like…6 goals and kind of coming off after like it was a throwaway line from Alanis Morrisettes song “You Learn” really shows the fire in this guys belly in a potential NHL career ending…I mean …contract year.
From: Peter To: James, Conrad