It’s true! I don’t even know where he’d fit in the lineup. If he isn’t top six, he’s just taking the spot of a low wage player who’s already earned it. But I’d take a risk on him if he was willing to reunite with Papa Murray for a tiny wage.
Maybe they could pump him full of steroids, give him a 4 point game against the Islanders and trade him for a first rounder before anyone knew what had happened?
Welcome To Your Karlsson Years 
Dustin Penner is approximately equal to discount Malibu Stacy. Eeeewww…
Oh seriously… I put this under the wrong entry. Way…. to… go…
It’s true! I don’t even know where he’d fit in the lineup. If he isn’t top six, he’s just taking the spot of a low wage player who’s already earned it. But I’d take a risk on him if he was willing to reunite with Papa Murray for a tiny wage.
Maybe they could pump him full of steroids, give him a 4 point game against the Islanders and trade him for a first rounder before anyone knew what had happened?