This is a weekly feature that takes an uncharitable look at the Senators’ upcoming opponents.

Me, riding with a deep crew (not pictured: you, spilling Oil Changers coffee on your pleated khakis)
Tuesday, March 15 – Senators vs. Wild
PREDICTION: Senators 5, Wild 0.
Thursday, March 17 – Senators @ Sabres
PREDICTION: Senators 5, Sabres 0.
Saturday, March 19 – Senators vs. Canadiens
PREDICTION: Senators 5, Canadiens 0.
Season prediction record: 32-30-8
Next week: Shane Prince seeks revenge on his former team, and he’s only got 11 minutes to do it.
Oh my galaxies. This is truly a STUNNING showcase~