03.08.2010: In which Lyndon Slewidge is to perform Black Eyed Peas song instead of anthem


James to me, peter
show details Jul 30 (4 days ago)

Well it’s a good day for singing a song and a good day for mooooOOOooOOooovin along.

Good morning gents! Why am I so chipper considering I was up till 2 drinking on a weeknight? (note: That Mill Street Lemon Tea beer has caffeine in it J) Well, Pierre Regin is signed and my Xmas in July wishes have been granted. I suppose the obvious question posed by all blogs today is “Und how are ve feeling about yon signing?” and its our job to follow suit…I feel great about it. I just have a great feeling about this guy. He’s the kind of exciting young forward that I think many fans have been wait for to emerge. I think it’s like Conrad said a few weeks back about the Gonchar acquisition that “sometimes you’ve just got to be excited about moves.” I, sirs, am excited. Regin locked up for 2 yrs with a hit of 1M I think were going to get our moneys worth and more. He’s quick, young, has hands AND backchecks. I’d buy that for a dollar. Knowing he will be a regular in the line up gives us someone we can use in our putrid shootout. Remember the shootout? I will admit I was pretty into it at first *dodges trash being pelted at me* but now im getting a little bored of it (because the Senators arent very good at it) but we’re still going to have to deal with it regularly. Ruutu has one amazing deke that every goalie knows he’s going to use. Kovalev has a DVDs worth of dipsy doodles aaand uses the same Ruutu move every time.  Anyway, whatever, bold prediction: Regin to have breakout year and will get more points Milan Michalek.

Anyway, I was on Canuknik’s blog and have to say I got kind of excited about this interesting line combo he came up with that made me feel good about our team’s depth (see below).

Numbers and semi-colons, oh my!

28.07.2010: In which the Ottawa Senators prepare an offer sheet for LW Tom Waits


James to me, peter
show details 3:30 PM (20 hours ago)

Okay, so…happy trails to Kotalik, Zherdev, Higgins and Joikinen… lets make way for Alex Frolov? Oh, and Wade Redden is on the team? And Vinny Prospal is considered a first liner?
Gents, I’m sorry to punch a dead horse in the face as hard as I can over and over and over and over again but Glen Sather is the weirdest. This guys signings… he has a taste for a certain type eh? The underachieving hints of greatness but generally super unmotivated …OH SHIT something is coming in over Twitternet (copyright): It says “Henrik Lundqvuist has been drawn by horses and quartered in central park and his pieces will be divided amoung European elite leagues in exchange for Michael Nylander, Alexei Yashin, Alexandre Daigle and Patrik Stefan!

They payin everrrrrrrrrbody out here!

21.07.2010: In which our insecurity about the frailty of the human condition is extended to predictions about the upcoming Senators season


Conrad to James, peter
show details Jul 20 (1 day ago)

I suggest the following subject for today’s conversation: how the hell is a depth defenseman and a 4th round pick the highest Philly could get for Simon(e) Gagne, the next best left winger available after Kovalchuk? How does Philly not let the bidding grow after Kovalchuk signs, but give him away an hour later? And should the Sens, for whom the left winger position is one of their weakest (along with, sigh, goaltending) have gotten in on that knowing they could have thrown Nick Foligno and a 7th at them and probably landed a 40 goal scorer? Would it have been worth it for a guy with injury problems and only a year left on his deal? How could we have made it work with the cap?

I guess what I’m really asking is: do you think this lineup is set and ready to go?

Ready Freddy?

16.07.2010: In which The Cory Clouston Fashion Review has its first special guest: Dave; we talk about the hockey jersey as manifest destiny


[Editor’s Note: this is from a conversation that happened months ago, but is presented here as a sort of Foreigner’s Greatest Hits]


David to me
show details Jan 4
So, randomly:

I’ve been jonesing for a circa 1993 Canadiens jersey with 33 and Roy
on the back. Trying to find something game-worn or whatever is crazy
(though perhaps not much more crazy than the prices they charge for
jerseys in general), but the NHL makes replica jerseys for $220 or
whatever that look pretty close to (though not exactly) what they
looked like in 1993. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who
apparently makes wicked can-hardly-tell knock-offs for $80ish.

Anyway, it’s some kind of nostalgia, connection-to-my-father thing. He
basically lived The Hockey Sweater, except he was one of those
rocket-fan kids beating up the leafs-sweater kid. And Roy was my
favourite player growing up and I was *really* happy when they won and
I was 13.

So it’s mostly dumb, but I’m mulling it. You ever get the urge? For a
guy who’s such a big senators fan I’m surprised you don’t already have
one.

That, and I want an Expos hat, a Rubick’s cube, and a 1958 Gibson
J-200 (like the one Springsteen used to record Nebraska).

Lets continue this chat over a glass of schwepps shall we?

14.07.2010: In which an honest-to-goodness discussion of RFA re-signings is derailed by our fear of honest-to-goodness discussions of RFA re-signings


peter to James, me
show details Jul 13 (1 day ago)

I think we need a topic for today. Forecasting the remaining Free Agent Sens. Obvs we don’t know how arbitration will play out but thanks to the always informative capgeek website we can slot these last few RFA’s by age and expected production and compare to other, similar NHL’ers.

Lets get to the numbers!

12.07.2010: In which we debate starting a blog, naming it, and then find purpose in hating The Ottawa Sun; Bryan Murray parts the ocean and locates Nick Foligno’s RFA mollusk; Sheldon Souray: literally so terrible it only makes sense for him to play in Edmonton


Conrad to James, Peter

10:33 AM

Hey,

To the two guys I talk to the most about the Sens, I propose we have e-mail conversations about the team and then post that shit on a blog. Like our own blog, not on another person’s blog. It’ll be wonderful and terrible. And because this is Ottawa we’ll have literally dozens of readers. Waddya say.

Conrad

What do James and Peter think?