We here at The Review applaud those fans who go to such lengths as to individually apply knuckle tattoos (real or virtual) in honor of a team currently 0-for-14 on the powerplay. I’m going to get J-A-R-K-O R-U-U-T-U on mine (including thumbs) and then punch a leafs fan in the junk. (3-0 is their best start since ’99!) Or O-L-E-G(‘s) I-P-O-D, in honor of Oleg Saprykin, who, by the way, was drafted 11th overall back in 1999. That’s looney.

(Put your entries for knuckle tats in the comments.)

In other news, Ottawa has a game against Carolina tonight. TSN will be good enough to show it nationwide rather than a CFL borefest between the Thunderbay Thunder Riders and the North Bay Rider Bats. I predict that Joe Corvo scores 14 goals but finishes -3.