Do you consider yourself funny, but aren’t really? Do you lack the kinds of connections in the hockey world that might yield useful information? Do you prefer to react emotionally rather than display clear, sound judgment, and enjoy committing your petulant tantrums to record? Have you always wanted to write for an Ottawa Senators blog right before it becomes an Ottawa 67s blog? Is your name Cory Clouston? If you answered yes to any of the above, it sounds like you have what it takes to write for TheCCFR.

Here’s how it works: you need a WordPress account. That’s…pretty much it. If you’ve bothered to set one up, and want to participate in what is clearly a top-fourteen Senators blog, send us an email. We’ll include you in our conversation, and then we’ll post it here. Who knows: maybe if you’re good enough we’ll wish you luck and abandon you to it.

It probably goes without saying, but there’s no money involved. Maybe we can buy some standing room tickets and then snipe a seat in the 300 levels some time. That shit ain’t selling anyway.