It was a season of one thousands. Poppa Alfredsson got he’s one thousandth point, Kovalev got his one thousandth point, once the glacier imprisoning him melted, and then promptly froze again (Man I don’t miss that guy). However, Ruutu also served his one thousandth penalty minute. I totally forgot because I was on an important business trip and I’m a terrible father, so I took him to Mouse Themed Party Buffet. “…And the cats and the cradle and the silver spoon…”