A Brief History of Time: Totally Narrow-Minded Edition

John Muckler was fired as GM of the Ottawa Senators in mid-June 2007, despite his team making the Stanley Cup finals just weeks earlier. Bryan Murray, the coach that helped get them there and the former GM of the team that beat them, was seen as the true mastermind, succeeding despite Muckler rather than because of him. In what seems, four years later, like a change in the very culture of this hockey club, Murray was promoted to replace Muckler. In the intervening years, Ottawa never won another playoff series, missed the playoffs twice, and were swept once. They’ve had four coaches, including Murray’s second stint. In the kind of irony that can only happen in Ottawa, Murray, age 69, was renewed for three years. For all the clichés about how this is a results-based business, Stanley Cup Finals equalled “you’re out on your ass” and fifth last in the league an extension.

The governing thought seems to be that Murray is too respected, brings too many intangibles to the prestige of the club to let him go. His drafting record, or at least his choices in a scouting department, are lauded. The failures of this club to contend are Muckler’s, and Muckler’s successes were…someone else’s. Being just another hockey fan on the outside, I can do little else but concede that this might be the case. All I have is a record of transactions and public statements on which to base my skepticism. One thing can’t really be debated, which is that the culture of the Murrays is now inextricably tied to this franchise, and rather than make a huge cultural change, Melnyk decided to keep the same vision and plan in place for the foreseeable future. If Kanata sort of resembles a desert, Bryan Murray now sort of resembles Hosni Mubarek.

But in an attempt to restore some semblance of the results-based analysis, let’s look at Murray’s spotty transaction record up close. It ain’t pretty.

In Out Grade Pourquoi, cacaouette?
Shean Donovan Peter Schaefer B- Peter Schaefer was once considered a high-end prospect – remember when Ottawa traded Sami Salo for him? – and he had a lot of good years playing on a line with Martin Havlat. His work along the boards helped Ottawa develop a diverse game, following up a skilled line with dump-and-chase cycling. In the end, Schaefer was a salary dump for a fourth liner with a lot of character, and then he bombed out in Boston. Donovan was a fan favorite who was never given much of a chance under Clouston, and will one day be the mayor of a small Ontario town.
Mike Commodore and Cory Stillman Joe Corvo and Patrick Eaves B Corvo was ineffective and mistake-prone, if occasionally useful on the power play, and Eaves, otherwise known as Brandon Bochenski, never turned into the top six forward the team seemed to insist that he should be, and in exchange Murray received a player who was seen as top four defenseman (and who cashed in with Columbus just a year later) and a two-time Cup Winner and verifiable top six forward. That was the weird voodoo year of spiraling death that resulted in a sweep in the first round (btw, wtf happened that year anyway? Will we ever know?), but this still looks like a great trade on paper.
Martin Lapointe sixth-round draft pick in 2008 (#169, Ben Smith) C- Didn’t do a damn thing, but hey, this is the equivalent of the Ruutu-for-a-sixth that happened three years later when the team finally imploded, so you know Murray paid market.
Boston Bruins‘ fifth-round draft pick in 2009 (#146, Jeff Costello) Brian McGrattan C- Turned a premier pugilist into a gritty player whose absolute ceiling is as a fourth liner. This is typical Canadian GM drafting – go for the gritty kid who might be an NHLer one day, even if you have to give up a gritty kid who is an NHLer now; would have liked to see him take a flyer on a risky, skilled player with the extra pick, given Costello will likely never crack the lineup. All I can say about McGrattan is that in a league where fighters are a dime a dozen, he keeps finding work because he’s one of the scariest men on the planet.
Filip Kuba, Alexandre Picard and San Jose‘s first-round draft pick (previously acquired) in 2009 Andrej Meszaros D+ The guys who made Saw traded for Meszaros shortly after dealing Dan Boyle (seriously), and his time in Tampa was awful, though so too was the team. Now in Philadelphia they’re overpaying him to be a second-pairing defenseman. But what at the time looked like a coup for Ottawa was turned into nothing much – an overprice veteran who can’t be moved and gets booed even as he’s literally giving the jersey off his back to a fan on appreciation night; a long-gone prospect who can’t find a home anywhere else, and a pick. Meszaros is young, and has some good years ahead of him. Well shit.
Ryan Shannon Lawrence Nycholat A Shannon might just be a top six forward, or at least he is on this terrible team. He’s also a hard worker and a character player. Nycholat is learning how to use Microsoft Excel. Solid!
Drew Fata Alexander Nikulin C Drew Fata is an AHL enforcer. Nikulin is one of Ottawa’s many disenfranchised former Russian prospects. He plays in the KHL now, where he sucks ass.
Mike Comrie and Chris Campoli Dean McAmmond and San Jose‘s first-round draft pick in 2009 (#26, Kyle Palmieri) C This trade somehow gets a lot of ink, because A) Ottawa gave up a 1st round pick for Chris fucking Campoli, and B) it was weird to trade for Mike Comrie and then let him walk for a second time. I always liked Comrie, so I was glad they took a second look, but he sucked, so it amounted to the Islanders saving about $300k and Ottawa giving up a late 1st rounder for a player that Murray knew could be an NHL player right away, a really cheap stop-gap while all of Ottawa’s defensive prospects were given time to develop. Unfortunately, Palmieri is a top prospect for Anaheim, disproving the theory that late 1st round picks don’t turn into anything. Chris Campoli was pretty ok when he was here.
Pascal Leclaire and a second-round draft pick in 2009 (#46, Robin Lehner). Antoine Vermette D- / B- The split grade is because the short term gains were atrocious, and the long term gains – Lehner – may turn out alright. When I think of all of the trade deadlines in Ottawa under Muckler, when Vermette was always the trade bait for that week’s hot commodity, and to think when the trigger was finally pulled it bought this team about 50 games of that paper skeleton flopping around in net, it just makes me shake my head. James says it best: he was injured when we traded for him. Jesus Christ. Anyway, Vermette gets to play with Rick Nash now, but on the 2nd most cursed team in the league behind Florida, so you win some you lose some.
Milan Michalek, Jonathan Cheechoo and San Jose‘s second-round draft pick in 2010 Dany Heatley and a fifth-round draft pick D The trade that will define Murray’s legacy in Ottawa. There are those who will continue to say that he couldn’t have gotten better elsewhere for a disgruntled player making $10M a year, and that’s probably the case, and sitting the player, Yashin-style, would have really been a mess. But much of the blame for the poor return I place on Murray’s apparent lack of appreciation for the importance of good PR and the ability to control the message.I’ve seen far too many press conferences where Murray walks up to the podium and shoots from the hip and gives away the farm; far too many of Melnyk’s diarrhea-mouth interviews that make about 14% sense; seen the clumsy handling of coach firings, and fumbled opportunities like the press conference for Alfie’s extension taking place on the road with a Sens uniform hanging from a bent hanger in the background. It might be part of Murray’s charm: he doesn’t stand on ceremony. More likely, I think, is that he’s so old school he just doesn’t know how to operate in this hyper-connected information technoscape (**SHHRRRROOOOWWWWWN** goes my laser sword). If only we could hire a GM who appreciated the power of media. Maybe someone who has worked in it for years and years…someone who resembles a turtle….All of this to say, is there any doubt at all that Heatley’s trade request was leaked by the Senators camp? What might have been quietly shopping around one of the team’s best scorers turned into a summer of horrible gossip and hyperbole (egged on by the Sun’s trio of hysterical, irresponsible, unprofessional sports ‘writers’). And in the end this team got a young, promising player with a lower ceiling than Heatley, a reclamation project, and a pick. Cheechoo was bought out, Michalek spends most of his time hurt, and the pick is long gone. That San Jose didn’t have to give up Marleau, didn’t have to give up a 1st rounder, AND got us to take $3M Cheechoo off their hands…holy fuck, let’s move on.
Matt Cullen Alexandre Picard and a second-round draft pick in 2011 C Picard didn’t last long in Carolina and Cullen was awesome. Pretty decent deal. No idea why we didn’t sign that dude. Oh yeah, we signed Sergei Fucking Gonchar instead. That’s why this isn’t a B.
Andy Sutton second-round draft pick in 2010 C Solid trade, textbook deadline move. Sutton hasn’t had a good year in Anaheim, but I was sorry to see him go. Once again, letting him walk keeps this from being a B.
David Rundblad first-round draft pick in 2010(#16, Vladimir Tarasenko) B The grade might seem low considering how into Rundblad we all are (and winning defenseman of the year in Sweden is no small thing), but let’s not overlook how good Tarasenko is supposed to be. If I’m being a pessimist, this is Murray drafting yet another defenseman when he could get a skilled forward – an area where Ottawa has zero depth. I’m stoked for Rundblad, and gaining a year of development is a savvy move, but I give credit for this to Murray’s scouts. St. Louis isn’t stupid: they knew what they were getting when they drafted Vlad the Impaler of Canadian Junior Hockey Teams.

 

B.I.G. Krit: Da Rebuild

 

f Ryan Potulny
2011 2nd-round pick
Chris Campoli
Conditional 2012 7th-round pick
C- A player Murray got for a 1st rounder then yielded a 2nd, and Potulny can’t crack the NHL lineup on the club’s weakest team in years. Buy high sell low, that’s the way it goes, right? Oh, and we gave up a pick to make this happen.
Conditional 2011 draft pick F Alex Kovalev D + I suppose getting anything is laudable…this should be thought of as Ottawa just getting Pittsburg to take a couple million in remaining salary off their hands. Still, we paid Kovalev almost $10M to come to Ottawa, shit all over everything, write a poem about how no one appreciates all of this beautiful shit he created, and then we got a bag of yet more shit in exchange for him. Write it down: he’ll re-sign in Montreal for league minimum next year and score five goals on Ottawa when he comes to town.
Craig Anderson Brian Elliott A- I can’t believe this trade even happened. Sure, Anderson could have signed elsewhere, and we would have lost an RFA goaltender for nothing, but Elliott literally looked like he hated being a goalie. I like the kid; he deserved better than to be relied on to be a starter and then run out of town. But boy, what on earth does Colorado see in him at this point? Do they even qualify him? Could they not have gotten at least the shitty pick we got for Kovalev in exchange for a great, character guy who seems pretty talented at times?
2011 6th-round pick Jarkko Ruutu C+ Pretty standard, I guess. See Lapointe, Martin. It this turns into Colin Greening or Eric Condra, I’m fine with it.
2011 2nd-round pick Chris Kelly C Seems sort of low to me, to be honest with you. Kelly is the kind of versatile utility player who I thought more teams would have been in on. I’m surprised Ottawa couldn’t get a prospect closer to development for him. If it was going to be a draft pick, a 2nd rounder is pretty good.
2011 1st-round pick
Conditional 2012 draft pick
Mike Fisher B This deal, more than almost any other on this list, is indicative of the new NHL. This kind of player would have gotten so much more in a pre-cap league, but in 2011, we’re just smacking our chops thinking about the cap space and the fact that a team as broke-ass as Nashville actually committed to pay Mike Fisher $4M next year without us having to take Jonathan Cheechoo back. It’s looking like Ottawa will get that 3rd rounder if Nashville can finish off Anaheim, and a 2nd if they can win the 2nd round (they won’t). But what’s surprising is how into this trade everyone is. Nice-guy Mike for a lottery ticket? Guess we really are ready for change.

 So there you have it. Pretty middling, if you ask me. Combine this with his coaching hires, his UFA signings, and his inability to throw Cyril Leeder down some stairs for the SNES jersey, and I’m pretty ambivalent. He re-signed Chris Phillips after a brutal year, re-signed Craig Anderson to what will seem like a looooooooong deal if it doesn’t work out, and he picked up some decent looking NCAA guys, so maybe that’s a wash? Hard to imagine, with all the thirst for change in Ottawa, that three more years of this seems at all reasonable. Only time will tell if (*suddenly stops writing because this post took forever *)

Live from Armchair! James Issues 2010-2011 Report Cards

Chris Phillips Does Bang on Impersonation of Me Watching Many 2010-2011 Season Games
Playah Grade Should the Sens give them a lifetime deal with eleventy billion no trade clauses instead of a buy one get one half off dog garbage milkshake coupon? (valid only on St. Swiven’s day at participating Dumpo Hut locations)  OR  General Comments
Jason Spezza A+ Though I am confident that some people will be forever angry face about him (You don’t perform at an over a point a game clip without making a few enemies?), I don’t know what more could have been asked of Spezza that he didn’t deliver on this year. I actually feel like a lot of the defending I’ve done of him (see above) was finally validated this year/end of last year. Think of the typical criticisms of him:

  1. Needs a scoring winger to be effective (now leads team in scoring without even the likes of a healthy Alfredsson, praise be his name, for a huge portion of the season.)
  2. Does not play a two way game (now plays on the Sens very, very hot PK)
  3. Too immature to lead (bounced back from a rough offseason of drama only to emerge as leading candidate for next captain – and no more giggling in interviews though I kind of miss that.) 

For me, Spezza was the team’s clear cut mvp this season. He may always be a little on the injury prone/apple turnover side but the future looks bright for Spezza especially if a steady finisher emerges on his wing. He earned that “A” on his uniform this year. Might eventually be a “C” should he keep it up!

Erik Karlsson A- The kid overcame some challenges this year including being made a healthy scratch a couple of times as well as the ever taxing situation of playing a long run of defense in front of plus rating widow maker, Brian Elliot. Though I absolutely acknowledge Karlsson did not have the grandest defensive season, I bumped this kid up to an A- from an initial B+ for making/not being picked last for the All Star team and saving the team some much needed face at one of the darkest points of the season. Thanks little buddy! Still laughing at that Ovechkin taking a photo of Kessel thing…good… times. Anyway, I think that whole …you know…sophomore defenseman leading the team in scoring for A WHILE / AT ANY POINT might have woken up (exposed) a couple of the sleepy time forwards late in the season. Can’t be denied that he was team leader in ice time but DID get nicked by Jim O’Brien for funniest hair award. Always next year, slick.
Nick Foligno C One of the hardest players for me to assign a grade to. Remember how excited this guy got everyone during training camp, myself included? I should compile some clips of those days for youtube and title it MANAGE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. It was painful to watch Foligno slump for essentially 3 quarters of the season especially after signing that contract over the summer. I can’t, on the other hand, ignore how he bounced back (which is starting to be revealed as apparently quite important to me) and quietly climbed up the scoring table. Still quite young, maybe Foligno is a late bloomer. Both time and patience are fast running out to live up to that moniker though. If this season was supposed to be crucial to Nicky’s development, next season will certainly be vital to marking his entire identity as a player moving forward in his career.
Daniel Alfredsson A Can we not just win one for the Gipper? C’mon guys the Gipper’s doing his goddamnedest out there. You could tell Alfie was hurt pretty much all season yet still lead the team in scoring for huge portions of it; even after being put on the IR (Ended up 5th just 2 pts behind Michalek with 13 fewer games played, gelp!). Get well soon / never retire well soon.  
Milan Michalek B- Still alive! Sure he can’t drink or dance or swear but boy can this guy skate considering he has the knees of C3P0 in that part of Star Wars when he was in that robot scrap pile. Edward Swaggerhands this guy is not, but as hard a time as he’s given for that, guy produces more than many of his teammates. Keep doin what youre doin white boy and seriously, stay well soon! I wonder if we’ll ever get to see what a seldom interrupted, 70+ game season would look like from this guy.
Sergei Gonchar D As much as I don’t hate Goncheezy (rap name) at all, I have to say this was a near fail of a season considering the very realistic expectations put on this guy. Sure it was his first season on the team (but he has played 100000000 games by now so you know, c’mon guy) AND he had the added challenge of playing in front of Elliot (how I wish I could give YOU barf out of ten, Elliot) He pretty much got sonned by the very player he was supposed to be mentoring. Considering this was a guy who had me shaking in my orange open toed imitation Crocs when the Sens would play the Pens (and that team has Crosby AND Malkin), I expected way more from The Gonch©. Hope he GETS WELL SOON (theme) and has a better or not career worst season next year (theme). He was playing much better, almost KARLSSON better, at the end of the season, btw (theme). 
Ryan Shannon C+/B- Jason York made a good point about this guy: Shannon is currently in the unenviable position of being a  bit of a Tween. In that he appears to be a 13 year old and is one of those in between roles guys. Sort of your latter day Antoine “Tron” Vermette. Seems to have the hands and speed of a top six guy but can’t seem to produce enough offense so is continually bumped down to bottom 6 as a result. *Snarky Political Attack Ad Voice* C’mon, Ryan what kind of player are you REALLY? (paid for by the friends of the CCFR). I  have absolutely loved this guy’s hustle. One of the teams most consistent workers but has been given plenty of shots by Clouston over the past couple of years and can rarely capitalize. In fairness, he is only given about 10-12 mins of ice time per game to light it up but if he doesn’t define his game quickly he may, like Vermette, find himself banished to a line with Rick Nash…wait…
Peter Regin Jensen D D is for Danish and that ain’t good enough for me. Hey! The Ottawa sun just offered me a job via ICQ! Back in September of 2010, I predicted this guy to score 20 goals (Must. Manage. Expectations.) but I knew realistically was that number could easily be between 10 and 15. What I also realistically expected was for Regin to score SOME GOALS. Sure he was finding chemistry with the ghost of Alex Kovalev but that’s about as useless as Alex Kovalev saying he found chemistry with someone. Unlike almost everyone else on the team, that 3 goal total does not constitute a late season surge. It’s not like he wasn’t trying out there (THAT was Kovy’s dept.) but a near failure of a season for the promisingish Dane. Get well(er at scoring) soon!
Chris Neil B- Chris Neil, according to askjeeves, is a human man who fights, raises the roof, chirps endlessly and scores about 10 goals per year. All told, Neil more or less did his job. He gets paid a lot to do it but when you see him make the top 5 of any list of pests and agitators it’s a feather in his cap. His role seems extraneous when the Sens fail to make the playoffs but I get the impression he’s a good locker room guy that keeps egos in check which is important with a lot of young players joining the team who will likely be getting tons of minutes. A guy with underrated skill, I would LOVE to see him score more than 10 goals again…his 6 this year are quite disappointing for his price tag.  If his numbers continue to drop, Z. Smith appears to be on the creep-creep for Neiler’s job. On the plus side, he DID punch Steve Downie’s lights out so that alone keeps him in the B range. *Pours out 40 oz. for Dean McAmmond*
Bobby Butler A- So yeah, Butlaaaahhhhh’s -19 in 33 games leaves sooooomething (truckloads) to be desired but I honestly give him an A rating for simply being one of the few guys on the team that actually stepped up and delivered on even a fraction of their hype this year. I saw him play for Binghamton and he was hands down their best player. I was excited then and still am now. After a slow start on the bottom 6, when given a shot on the top line Bobby B actually capitalized on the opportunity afforded him. Great year in Binghamton and a very solid platform to build off in the bigs. PLEASE DON’T BECOME THE NEW PETER REGIN (Jensen)!!!
Filip Kuba K- Price tag – Performance + Redundant role = My least favorite player on the team. I get the impression Melnyk is now telling Murray, “Bro’yan, I’m all buy-outted out…as a billionaire I kind of hate giving away millions upon millions of dollars all the time. Unless of course if it’s spent on a lovable aging Russian free agent!” But please, Eugey, baby, just this one more buy out. With a log jam at defense for 2011-12, I cant see a rookie/ David Hale / empty space doing worse than Kuba Badding Jr. Kuba was acquired when the club was desperate for a PMD now they have a glut young cheap ones and the overpriced marshmallow has got to find a new home. I mean, shit, even Lee has adjusted his game accordingly.  
Colin Greening B+ Let’s hear it for the 7th round guys! Seriously, he could be the 2011 version of Rudy! Though, unlike Rudy, he actually deserved to make the team! Sorry Ryan Shannon, you look the part but already have a Stanley Cup. Again, I’m managing expectations here but love seeing a guy capitalizing on the (long ass) shot he’s been given. Multi point games are also something hard to scoff at. A training camp favorite next season and a potential steal for the Sens. How can you not root for a Newfie? According to this science textbook it’s impossible.
Jessie Winchester B-? Kind of a weird season for Uncle Hessie. He did his job pretty well and during some of the darkest points of the year was probably the hardest working Senator. Still not as effective at the dot as I’m used to and his point totals are maybe a touch lacking even for a fourth liner. Winnie Cooper (anyone get that reference? wtvr) was plagued with a knee injury this season and I’m betting that had to do with a bit of a downturn in his game. I have the song “Jessie’s Girl” in my head right now and guess what, now you do too! You’re welcome.
Erik Condra B+ The OTHER Colin Greening. Anyway, like Greening, Condra was a pleasant surprise. Again, the sample size is incredibly small but, you know, he has definitely had some impressive showings. Another member of the 7th round pick club, if Condra can keep it up, he will show that the quantity of picks in a draft class can sometimes be as important as their position.  Man, I hope this guy marries someone named Anna.
Chris Phillips F+ I think that the whole resigning for 3 years thing sealed the disappointing feelings on a very sour season for Sens fans. I am remaining optimistic that this was somehow just a uhhh…flukey???  worst season of his career? We have been watching this guy his whole career and know what he’s capable of: Putting the brakes on the best players the league has to offer. Last season he did just that, WITH Volchenkov but never the less, I thought he was the team’s most underrated player back then. This year, whew boy, he’s reached Kubinian levels of hard to watchness. As a guy who insisted he be part of the rebuild, it is absolutely essential that this guy bounce back in a big way lest he become the new fanbase punching bag while potentially getting sonned by 15 year old Jared Cowan (Karlsson/Gonchar style).
Marek Svatos C Look, level with me here, heyyy you’re at work, you’re getting to read all kinds of stuff about the Sens, I’m happy to write it, you’re happyish to read it, eeeeverybody’s happyyyy…but I’ve got very little to say about this dude except, get well soon. People were saying he was coming into his own down the stretch, so, there’s… that? I don’t know, like the kid in the class that I don’t remember much about, I give him an even-Steven.  
Zack Smith C It’s a bit tough to know what is realistic to expect from Z. Smith as of yet but I think it’s safe to assume bottom 6 is his career path. Even still, if his aim is to be “the next Chris Neil”, he’d better put up a few more points seeing as he’s had about as much time on ice as Neil and has half as many points, which ain’t much to begin with. He’s well ahead of the curve in the taking bad penalties department though.
Matt Carkner B Pretty impressive that despite playing defense for the Ottawa Senators for 50 games, Carkner boasts an even plus/minus rating! A pretty short/quiet year for Carks. Did pretty well in the octagon and was for most of the season more reliable than Chris Phillips (whom Carkner trails in scoring by 1 point despite playing 30 fewer games. Man, Phillips SUCKED this year). The biggest downside for the Winchester, Ontario native is an unfortunate late season knee injury that required surgery. His job may be in a spot of trouble given the stiff competition on D showing up at training camp in September. Get well soo–you get it. 
David Hale C+ Bro and steady…this journeyman provided an early season steadying presence on the back end but ultimately was Binghamton bound. Will likely journey on next season but I’d be glad to have him back in the organization. He’s a great depth player and I wish him well.
Brian Lee B- Miramax pictures presents, from the miiiiind of Robert Zemeckis comes….Brian Lee: Shut Down D, The Say Whaaaaaat Story. Seriously, good on ol’ young B. Lee. Considering everyone was haaaaaaating this guy since signing his one way contract or since whenever. Lee worked hard, bulked up and redefined his game to emerge as a gritty shut down defender. I think Lee may have found a place on the squad as the Jessie Winchester of defense. I liked his attitude of using his 30 game benching as motivation to put in that work and find a place for himself. You, know, though, Bri-Bri, just because you’ve abandoned your rushing D ways…don’t uhhh be afraid to put up more than 3 assists total.   
Patrick Wiercioch B- Well, it has just been a whirrrrrrrrrl of wind hasn’t it? This is where the players are going to get a little harder to properly rate given the tiny sample. I cant knock the kid for putting up Brian Lee-like numbers but in 40 fewer games. I remember him getting an assist in his first game and then being in the highlights for getting absolutely wallpapered in the next game. Nothing too flashy but held his own in the bigs. Eat some steaks over the summer homie, the future looks good.
Andre Benoit ?+ See: Marek Svatos/ The cutting of some slack.
Corey Locke C+ OTT/ A+ Bingo I want to start this off by saying I am IN FAVOUR of this guy. Youngin’ brought me out of my seat numerous times at the 67s games of yore. But I don’t think you become a top AHL guy for years and not make the NHL for a reason. I loved seeing him finally get his first NHL point but I want to see this guy become the new Denis Hamel for the Binghamton squad. Keep the B Sens steady, feed the up and comers great passes and be a cornerstone of building a culture of confidence and winning in the AHL. An MVP season down in NY, congrats!  
Derek Smith C Some of these guys had a very limited audition due the dark nature of this season. D Smith was one of them. Derek Smith is a human man who enjoys hockey and likely fishing/golf.
Francis Lessard D- Look, this guy’s 1998 thesis on the impact of Ulysses on the architecture of contemporary storytelling is indisputable. In.Dis.Putable. But I mean, who are we kidding? He for sure ranks among the top sporting/literary thinkers and orators of the past few generations (arguably of all time) but to think he will be part of the defensive corps next season is as crazy as entering a debate with him over the relevance  of Herodotus.  No matter what side you take he will emerge the victor. Also, hitting Tom Pyatt from behind into the boards in the second last game of the year? As unsportsmanlike as it comes. Stick to academics.
Ryan Potulny F You weren’t going to get a shot at more minutes in the NHL than on the 2010-2011 Ottawa Senators. I am not sure of this guys’ contract situation but will likely have to light up the AHL to get back into the dance. I give him an F because he had similar opportunity as Condra and Greening but ended up putting himself on the invisible bus to Bingo.  
Roman Wick C Hasn’t this guy been Ottawa’s property for like…years now? This guy has potential for sure. We saw it with his standout performance on team Suisse at the 2010 Brolympic games…which now that I think about it might be like being the best dancer on a dance floor full of white dads…but anyway, there were a few guys that made the most of their opportunities this yeah and if they can translate that into consistency next season, Wick could find himself an injury call up for yet another season.
Jim O’Brien C+ This guy’s hair is the BEST.
Stephane Da Costa N/A So, we saw a woman wearing an AUTOGRAPHED Da Costa jersey at the game Vs. Philly  on April 5th (one of two Da Costa jerseys on the night). I hope it was his mom, because dude had played like maybe 8 minutes for the Sens at that point. Since Clouston was fighting his job when Da Costa was brought on, he used the rookie sparingly to say the least. I feel it unfair to assign a grade to a guy who played small parts of the last 4 games of the season. I, like most, are cautiously excited to get a better look at the kid. Will probably start the year on Locke’s wing.
Craig Anderson A Okay, so there’s a lot of chirping about “oOOooooOOoo, Anderson is NOT going to be the answer for Ottawa.” But that’s okay, baby cousin, you know why? I am not even looking for that with Andy. After two seasons of Elliot and a pile of wet rags, I am looking for him to be the ALRIGHTswer. I am certain that this guy will always have critics. Not much room for error when it comes to being a goalie. If homie wins more games than he loses, rock a GAA anywhere in the two’s and a save percentage anywhere in the 9’s in 2011-2012 I will be more than happy. That is of course if and when I can get confirmation that the Elliot for Anderson, straight up, trade ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Got to see him play once live and it was funny as Verada and I would watch with the slumped shoulders a 2010-11 Sens fan when the Flyers were taking second and third whacks at rebounds. To our astonishment, Anderson could keep the puck out of the net! It was crazy to see such…competent NHL level goaltending. Also, 50 save OT/Shootout victory over the loafs in Toronto on a Saturday night on CBC? That alone earned you an A.
Curtis McElhinney C+ K, for reals though, this guy has such a kick-buns mask. I personally think that Barry Burst of Delicious Real Fruit Flavor has earned a call up to the bigggz after a stellar season in Binghamtoad. If it were up to me (im working on it) I would like to say happy trails to C-Mac, up Barry B. to the Ottawa Sens bench, and rock a Lehner-Brodeur tandem in Bingo. So what I’m saying is…good luck in future endeavors, playboy.
Pascal Leclaire F infinity Can you believe that we had a team with Pascal Leclaire AND Jonathan Cheechoo on it at the same time? I wonder if the Sens have hired a Priest to perform exorcisms on Scotia Bank Place over the summer. Whew boy, The Ballad of Pascal Leclaire. Probably my least favorite move (next to not re-upping Volchy Bear) was the signing of a very, very injured Pascal Leclaire. There was dreamy optimism to be found in the guy’s pedigree and man did we see flashes of what could have been. And by Flash I mean, to cherry pick from Webster’s dictionary,

 

“Flash, 6: To change suddenly or violently into vapor”

Or

“Flash, 8.4b: To coat as glass with a thin layer (as of metal or a differently coloured glass)”

 

Webster you so cray-zay! Is anyone still reading at this point? Whatever, I need this. Injuries in all the wrong places for a goaltender, this guy has. I hate to say this but I honestly wonder if his playing days are over. I hope the power of Ray Emery compels this guy to recovery. Maybe he needs a solid year off to properly heal and rehab like Emery did He seems like a good dude and you can see beneath all those problems there’s a great goalie under there. Get like…infinitely well soon.

Real talk: From a fan perspective, I am sooooooooo happy to have moved on from living in starting goalie purgatory. Oy vey. Even putting injuries aside, I will remember healthy Leclaire as the goalie who could make like 60 amazing saves AND STILL not steal the game. I know that is super harsh, but it’s true. Even at the beginning this season (which I don’t know if you noticed…but…NOT the best season) when Leclaire did play a few games, the consensus would be “LeClaire: Best Player On the Ice, Makes 50 Saves in 5-2 Sens Loss.” Hmmm..okay, so that’s awesome? Peace homie its been incredibly frustrating for all.

Robin Lehner C+ I think we can all agree that Robin Drago is fucking hillarierrifying? I think it was actually great in the long run that Robby’s (he would probably strangle me to death with his mind if I called him that) first foray into the NHL was less than stellar. If he was all aces, things would have gotten ever the more complex for the organization in net. I think this is a kid who has had a ton of success his whole life and could use a little adversity up in this peace. The raw talent is evident. Dude can play for real. You forget that he is in grade 10 when he’s on the ice. BUT what’s also evident is that he has a lot of work ahead of him. Just by looking at his records, he has work to do at the AHL level too. It’s no secret that goalies typically require a couple of years to develop. Robin has barely played at the AHL level and his NHL experience is only due to some very desperate times. I think it was a really smart move to put Andy in place for the foreseeable future and show Robin that he has a tall mountain to climb before he is HUNTING ANDERSON LIKE GAME (quote of the year?) for the starting job. I look forward to him being the new less intentionally hilarious Jeremy Roenick and somehow crazier Ron Hextall a couple seasons.  
Mike Brodeur Whatev + Oh how the mighty have fallen. I think in the goalie go round of 2010-11 expectations for this dude crashed the eff back down to earth huh? Been a rough go for Baby Bro this year. Battling injury and demotion to the ECHL Ticonderoga Bladerunners or whatever, Mike saw time in 3 leagues. Safe to say, for the casual fan his performance was hard to track. IM NOT MADE OF HAVING ANOTHER WINDOW OPEN TO CHECK HIS STATS. Anyway, as mentioned earlier, would love to see this guy in a tandem with Lehner for Bingo next season. 

In which we watch the movie “Alive” while talking about end o’ the season run off over the sound of people getting eaten

Conrad

So (deep breath):
1. The inevitable happened, and Cory Clouston got fired.
This has a little bit of a weird taste to it, given everyone knew it was going to happen, and yet they had to do it a couple of hours after the Bruins game and give him his press conference at the airport? Geezus. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass, I guess. The thing is, even after taking over a non-playoff team, and then coaching the fifth worst team in the league this year, he has a (barely) winning record. I don’t think he deserved the treatment, and am actually leaning toward feeling like he could have stayed another year, at least. But change needed to happen, and the coach is the easiest person to replace, so that’s that. He’ll get snatched up. Still, who else isn’t looking forward to yet another Murray coaching hire? Hopefully he doesn’t take another Craig “crack the whip” Hartsburg. And hopefully Bruce Garrioch maintains his error rate of about 87% and they don’t hire Bob Hartley. Weirdly, Peter DeBoer, the guy the team actually wanted three years ago, is now available again. He almost got the Panthers into the playoffs a couple of seasons ago, which makes him a miracle worker in my books.
Weirder were the comments by assistant coach Greg Carvel:
“Obviously, goaltending was the biggest part of it,” added Carvel, who also gave credit to the work of Ryan Shannon, Jason Spezza and Erik Karlsson, who he says is a “tremendous” penalty killer. “But again, it just felt like when Brian Elliott was in the net, the whole team struggled. When Craig Anderson was in the net, the team did pretty well. That provided confidence for the whole group, whereas with Elliott there was almost no confidence because any and every shot had the possibility of going in.”
Ouch.
2. Murray extended for three years.
Not a whole lot I can add that hasn’t already been said. Most people seem to be okay with his, or downright hate it. I get that Murray is respected and brings a lot of those intangibles to the table, but only in Ottawa does a team fire their GM a couple of weeks after going to the Final and then give an extension to his replacement after the team finished fifth last in the league. His bum moves outweigh his savvy ones, in my opinion, but I guess three years is only the term on paper. If this team stinks in a couple of years, they’ll fire his ass, and Melnyk has the money to pay him a nice retirement buy-out. In any case, I don’t love it, but I can live with it.
3. Melnyk in the media.
Seriously, man, shut up. Really. All confidence is lost when you speak. Let the hockey people run the show. Just show up in a Sens jersey every once in a while and wave to the camera, or say you have full faith in the staff you hired. Stop going on Toronto sports radio to talk about how you got rid of “the bad guys.” This guy runs a multinational pharmaceutical company? Doesn’t he have PR and comms people?
4. DRAFT LOTTERY TONIGHT
Ottawa has an approx. 8% chance of winning the lottery and getting 1st overall, and 70-something % chance of picking 5th, and a 17% chance of getting bumped down to 6th. The NHL also released their final draft ranking, and like everyone I’m left wondering why they have North American and International rankings so I have no idea who is ranked where overall. Looks like Couturier and Strome fell down in the rankings. Whatever, I don’t know anything about any of these players except for Landeskog, who I will feel sorry for if he’s in a Florida sweater come October. I’m looking forward to obsessively reading about some 18 year old’s backchecking.
5. Misc
Did you know that Columbus has selected in the top 8 in the draft EVERY. YEAR. SINCE. INCEPTION. except once. That’s just awful.

James

1. The inevitable happened, and Cory Clouston got fired.

Though I feel for the guy, I was thinking “another year, ashmuther year” in terms of what the Sens were going to do with him moving forward. I would have shrugged my shoulders to a one year extension, eaten my feelings to anything more, and am ultimately pleased with a firing. I would have thought it a token re-signing due almost entirely to the terrible number of coaches whove held the post the last few seasons (though some people choose to pad those stats by counting Bryan Murray as two coaches). Still bad numbers no matter how you slice it but, whatever, better to fire someone doing a lackluster job than keep them on to save face. I think Clouston is a developing NHL quality coach and I respect him for taking his abilities to the next level so quickly. I do stress that he is a developing coach and lacked a lot of assets that I think he will get better at over time like…I don’t know…communication. It got Carbonneau canned in MTL a couple years back and has made a TSN panelist out of many others. Spezza was pretty open that there were communication problems from day one and I for one am completely not surprised to hear that. I think part of coach’s job is to be hard on players and treat them like they are breaking curfew at a Bantam tournament in Trenton, New Jersey when the time comes but also to know that some of the team are like 35 or older and need something other than a bag skate to motivate them. In other words, a coach needs to be great manager of people and personalities. Clouston will get better at that but like so many other developing/struggling players of recent times I again feel, I’m rooting for you but go develop somewhere else and let Ottawa simply move forward. Good luck Clousty and may the power of the pumpkin spice tie/shirt combo compel you! Also, no pressure on finding the perfect replacement, Bry Bry. Did I say no pressure? Sorry scratch that…tons and tons of pressure, homie. Gelp. I am hoping for Peter DeBoer, because he is an NHL coach. Kick Muller seems like he’d be a coup and I wouldn’t be mad at Kevin Dineen up in this peace. Dave Cameron seems a little too Hartsberg 2.0 for me. Oy, it will probably be Cameron if The Euge gets his way.

Weirder were the comments by assistant coach Greg Carvel:

Speaking of being forthright, Greg “Ice Cream Cakes” Carvel was RIGHT PISSED wasn’t he? I would be too if I was running a PK operating at an astounding 90% clip SINCE FEBRUARY on a lottomax team full of AHL dudes and STILL got fired. Actually, this guys’ firing bothered me quite a bit. He was blamed for Ottawa’s putrid power play last season but it was my understanding that he was in charge of PK not PP. I could be wrong but either way, this is a guy I am as nervous about getting replaced by the right person as much as I am Clouston. I think they threw the baby out with the gaghebbsghthrs on this one.

2. Murray extended for three years.

Aight. This thing. So, Anderson gets four years, Murray gets THREE years at age 68…I should have applied for a job at whatever (likely evil) pharmaceutical company Melnyk owned because he sure likes securing peoples futures. Okay, so I agree that when you REALLY look at Murray’s record he has maybe made 2 boneheaded moves for every amazing move. I actually don’t know if that’s unimpressive for a GM. Anyway, I think a lot of his boneheaded actually can I just say boners? Boners, can be attributed to ye olde philosophy of “lets keep this team competitive/ try to sell tickets in the wake of the Heatley debacle.” So this comes down to two sorts of moves. 1. Signing/Letting walk of high priced aging veterans at the deadline 2. Signing of high priced aging (exclusively Russian) veterans in the off season. I think this is a practice that is going to be largely eschewed going forward. There have been hiccups along the way including the resigning Phillips and long term signing of Anderson. I for one don’t really see these as the worst things. Murray seems to be in a much different mindset (maybe given more freedom to build the team his way?) and will likely play on his strength of smart, under the radar drafting and build up the team going forward. That’s not to say there wont be an FA signing to come. He has indicated that he’s looking for a scoring winger (maybe he’s already found it with Butler?). He was also looking for a new goaltender and that’s already off the list. I think Murray’s contract is a year longer than I would have even OVERestimated. Though with much of the essentially overpaid aging core dealt, some vets left on to mentor, improved goaltending, some very exciting young pups in the fold and something like 5 picks in the first two rounds, I think its hard to deny that Murray has done an exceptional amount in a very VERY short period of time. All he has to do now if find a coach to match.

3. Melnyk in the media.

Ugh, this guy… I have to say when you see other teams with B.S. cheapskate / half hearted ownership (even George Gilette sold the Habs…because..he hates..money?) you start to appreciate that The Euge seems all up IN owning this team…but seriously, I think the guy’s been taking a few too many of Melnyk Apothecary Inc. brand Insufferablex pills. You start to think that Toronto media has him on the radio all the time to build up ammo for all those years of plan the parade jokes we’ve (deservedly) hurled at them. It was very refreshing to hear him back on earth talking about rebuilds and lowered expectations and quick turnarounds. Look, as resident glassy eyed optimist, even I was not “buckling the fuck up” to going anywhere other than a POSSIBLE 8th place finish and prompt smiting just like last season.

4. DRAFT LOTTERY TONIGHT

Right. Draft. Blah blah blah bad draft yadda yadda. Here’s the thing, we can listen to Pierre McGuire go on and uncomfortably on about such and such 18 year old having a fantastic physique, shimmering hair and how they are not only a fastastic player on the ice but also a tremendous person off the ice, all the live long day. But when it comes down to it, no one REALLY fucking knows much about this stuff. Cant miss kids like John Tavares, Tyler Seguin, Victor Hedman, theyre doing pretty good. And thats great. Sorry, it’s pretty GOOD. They cant all come into the bigs to be the Steven Stamkos level guy that they are pretty much all made out to be. Shit even Stamkos didnt at first. Whats funny is no one really does a great job of predicting the Jeff Skinners, Jordan Eberleseses, Logan Coutures and Pernel Karl Subbans. In fact, I looked at the rookie scoring race for 2010-2011 over at TSN.ca and the top five aint 1,2,3, 4 and 5. What I’m saying here is…the draft she’s a funny thing. I was intially pretty bummed about Erik Karlsson…THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT…I was all “oh great a 5’10 160lbd defenseman. Yeah, that’s going to be sad when Milan Lucic puts his elbow through teenage dreams on the rush. I was wrong on that one. He’s our best defenseman AND WE HAVE SERGEI GONCHAR!?!
Then I was all sad face when the Sens missed out on Nazim Khadri and had to take boring old (young) Jared Cowan. Ho Hum, a defensive defenseman with a surgically reconstructed knee. I mean, who knows how he’ll turn out but I’m happier to have the much needed shut down mind of Cowan (whos had an incredible year in the WHL) than the dangling of Khadri (who is pretty awesome but, non-draft pick ups Butler, Greening, Condra and Da Costa help to soften the blow of not taking the forward).

-A glut of exciting non-draft college pick ups

-5 picks in two rounds

-Lehner developing in Bingo

-Cowan and Rundblad, Weircioch coming into camp this fall and apparently Silferberg too…

Nope, we didn’t get top three. There will be no Omega Karlsson (Larsson) or Ted Nugent-Sir Anthony Hopkins. All we can do is sit and watch and trust that Bry-Bry picks the best player available and hope we get another gem like Karlsson (taken 15th by the way!) Happy watching!

5. Misc

Did you know that Ottawa has selected Bryan Berard, Alexandre Daigle, Alexei Yashin, and Radek Bonk with top 3 picks; all of whom are younger than Daniel Alfredsson (58thround/4031st overall) and none of whom play in the NHL?

Bonus:

Also, next time you feel like a dork saying Scotia Bank Place: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Yum!_Center


 

Cranky letter to the editor: Murray’s new deal kills any talk of a “rebuild”

Watching the Sens finish out the season versus the Bruins and still trying to wrap my tiny mind Murray’s new deal. Trying to process what this means for the club going forward is kinda futile, the larger statement focuses on the fact that no one has any idea of the nature of the professional relationship between Murray and Melnyk. Also that the notion of a rebuild can’t really be considered when the man making the decisions is still making the decisions.

You may have noticed the title of this post, what I mean is that we’re undergoing a bit of revisionist history. Locking Murray up for three more years is an explicit acknowledgement that the level of talent on this squad is adequate enough to compete for a playoff spot and compete for the Stanley Cup in the not too distant future. These are still his players, the draft picks are still at his discretion. What went wrong during this season was a result of injuries, guys playing hurt and suspect goaltending.  Essentially the organization is passing the blame square to the shoulders to the players.

Correct or incorrect, I don’t think its entirely fair, how many games were lost while watching Brian Elliott put his pads on backwards? What conversations between the training staff, the coaching staff and the front office were being held in regard to injuries? Everyone lauded Murray for robbing the Avalanche at the deadline, in my opinion, he made that deal 30 games too late. He held on a little too long to the idea that Leclaire was going to be the answer. (I don’t blame them when you’ve got that much salary involved) Of course hindsight is 20-20.

Earlier I mentioned the professional relationship between Murray and Melnyk and its nebulous nature. I’ve long been a proponent of an additional resource embedded somewhere within the organization’s infrastructure with a focus on oversight. If this were a professional organization outside the spotlight of sports there would be a loud movement for greater oversight. Imagining the players as red and blank ink on the balance sheet one can only determine that the sheet was examined a little too late. What mechanisms are in place to foster course correction?

Well there is the argument that re-upping Murray is a form of course correction. Is anyone noticing the discrepancy in play here? Organization re-signs the GM responsible for massaging a roster into something that has shown great promise late in the season, essentially a bunch of AHL’ers, Jason Spezza and Craig Anderson saved his job. (but not his coach’s?) Winning is a great salve, but my question is what happens when the youngsters falter?

I sincerely hope they don’t but realistically it will happen and when it does the call of “rebuild” emanating from the minaret on top of Scotiabank Place will fall on deaf ears.

 

Write down the date: I admit I was wrong

Throughout this rebuild, I’ve been solidly pessimistic. For weeks I’d been writing about how this was the perfect year for a rebuild, even if the Sens were a playoff bubble team, but when the rebuild began I was afraid that it didn’t go far enough. Major pieces like Spezza, Phillips, Michalek and Alfredsson were left untouched. Secondary pieces like Chris Neil and Filip Kuba stayed, too. Anderson, a goalie we might have traded for a pick, was re-signed for four years, and Phillips for another three. While the team might be improved in a year or two, I didn’t think that the team did enough this year – or guaranteed a low enough finish next year – to truly load up and become a contender. Melnyk started his usual trumpeting, Murray looks like he’ll be staying, and all along I thought that this team was just setting itself up for some Leafs-style mediocrity. Which is to say, never quite mediocre enough, and never quite a contender.

Admittedly, Anderson has been standing on his head and there’s no guarantee that he can play this way for 70+ games next year. But after yesterday’s thrilling OT win over Montreal, I’m a convert: this team has a future, and it’s only a couple of years away.

Bobby Butler and Stephane Da Costa are two key prospects picked up without using a draft-pick; the Sens have five picks in the first 60 (possibly six, if Nashville’s conditional kicks in); David Rundblad and Jared Cowen are set to make the team next year; current rookies like Condra and Greening have surprised, and not looked out of place in the NHL; the team has a top five pick, and though they finished so low, they’re a full 13 points above last place and about eight wins from being a playoff team; the team has about $16M in cap space heading into next year; a new coach is due; Spezza looks dominant, and like he’s finally matured into the player this team always wanted him to be. (He also has 22 points in 14 games.)

With all of those factors in play, the Sens are still far from a shoo-in, and definitely are not contenders. But can anyone say that they can’t see this team, playing the way they’re playing now, winning eight more games than last year?  If a team with a bottom four on defense of Andre Benoit, David Hale, Derek Smith and Brian Lee (and an unimpressive top pairing of Phillips and Kuba) can win games like last night’s, a team with Karlsson, Gonchar, Rundblad and Cowen in the lineup can do more. Imagine if Da Costa plays at the level Bobby Butler is playing at now, if Peter Regin rebounds from his terrible season, if the team signs a new top six UFA, even poaches as RFA by offer sheet (Parise anyone?).

I never thought I’d say it, but could Ottawa return to the playoffs next year?

Anyone think Michael Sgarbossa wants to get drafted?

Edit: Sgarbossa is indeed drafted by the San Jose Sharks. So this entire post makes no sense. Good player, though, worth keeping an eye on, if only because we don’t have anything better to do.

A stacked, 2nd-seeded Ottawa 67s just suffered a pretty humiliating four-game sweep at the hands of the Sudbury Wolves. One name that should be on the mind of anyone who watched the series is Michael Sgarbossa, who was downright unstoppable. Even the 67s coach said that no matter who was assigned with shutting him down, Sgarbossa found a way. He finished the series with 4G, 8A, and 12P, in what were admittedly some pretty high-scoring games. Half of those points – 1g, 5A – came in Sudbury’s 8-7 OT win in Game 1. But what was even more noticeable was the way he scored and set up those goals. They were timely, clutch goals when his team was down. And in a league that features a lot of hot-dogging, fancy plays, and a sizeable talent gap, Sgarbossa seems comfortable with the hard-nose, ugly goals required in the NHL.

There isn’t a ton of information available on Sgarbossa, but it appears he was undrafted in his first year of eligibility. This might be because of his size – he’s listed at 175lbs, and in the NHL that’s at least ten pounds too light. But he has respectable numbers this year – 62 points in 37 games – and, as evidenced against the 67s, his hard-driving style of play is hard to shut down.

He doesn’t seem to be on the radar, and certainly isn’t projected to go in the first couple of rounds. But with the Sens having picked up a number of later-round picks, Sgarbossa might be worth a second look. He’s certainly worth keeping an eye on during the OHL playoffs.

Where we attempt to talk about next season’s defense and then something happens…and then we continue to talk about next seasons’s defense

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Conblad

I’m gonna live up to Smooth Jimmy’s expectations and try to stay positive today. How about David Rundblad winning the Salming tropy in the SEL for best defenseman at only 20 years old? He’s set to make it next year, even if he gets off to a slow start and doesn’t adjust well to the North American game for a few weeks. With Murray’s re-signing of Phillips (stay….positive…) that gives Ottawa the following (likely) backend.
Shoo-ins: Phillips, Gonchar, Karlsson, Rundblad, Kuba
Inside track, still might not make it: Cowen, Wiercioch
One way contracts / what the hell do we do with these guys: Lee, Carkner
Possible others: Gryba, Hale (pending UFA)
How do you see the d-corps shaping up? Can we trade Kuba at the draft? Are Lee and Carkner worth anything at all? (Answer: no.) Do you see Phillips, Gonchar and Kuba all having bounceback years at the same time? Will there ever be a time when this team doesn’t have a log jam on the blue line?
Carkter
There will def be an adjustment period for Swedish Dave (he needs a knickname, James is good at that stuff, get on it!) Weird that when I got this mail I was listening to Dungen…

Anywho, here’s my idea on how this goes and even possible pairings
Karlsson – Gonchar
Phillips – Rundblad (he’ll need Phillips for backup)
Kuba – Carkner (ugh, Carkner will start fights while Kuba looks for a light switch to flick on and off to get him to stop)
Lee – Wiercoch (I look for this pair to average a shift a game)

Okay so maybe I put those pairings together just to make those admittedly bad jokes. I don’t see Cowan making this club out of camp, big jump from the WHL to the big time. Murray’s boys don’t usually skip Bingo. What I’d really like to happen is to convert Carkner to a 4th line forward since he fights anyways and I’ve gone on record believing a top 6 defenseman shouldn’t be a fighter. Lee probably ends up bouncing between pairings and the press box.

Hale’s not coming back and if Gryba isn’t getting his shot now, when are we to expect it?

Jamesson

Hey, sorry Im late just sending your friend a Get Well Soon card after reading his incredibly well written / well eyes welling up with sports tears article on the Cleveland Cavaliers linked in the last post. Chin up little homie.
WHOOPS! im getting a page on my new two way pager! Let me call the number to check my mailbox to check the message *elevator music*

BREAKING NEWS: HIGHLY TOUTED COLLEGE PROSPECT STEPHANE DA COSTA SIGNS WITH OTTAWA!
(verbosity all but guaranteed to follow!) WELL HON HON HON TO THAT!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway ignoring that incredibly interesting breaking news…I see the D comme ca:

Gonchar – Karlsson: You heard that right, I think Karlsson is at first line status ALREADY…despite his nightmare +/- it’s really not that much different than most of the other worst +/- in the league Sens defenders this season. Plus, I like to blame a solid -15 to Brian Elliot’s glove hand/ inability to move laterally at the NHL level.
Phillips – Cowan: yep, that’s right baby fella, I see Cowan on the squad to start the year at least. Im not married to this prediction but I also don’t know anything about anything so theres that. 🙂
Kuba – Rundblad: This is the getting used to the NHL game pairing. I think playing with Rundblad The Impaler will teach Kuba a lot about playing a skilled yet physical game in the big leagues before Kuba is sent down to the Elmira Jackals to get his game together.
Lee –  Carkner / Mysterio: I think Lee has actually earned himself a spot with his solid, redefined game down the stretch this season. He’ll still have to fight for a spot but I think he’ll do well now that he has established a new identity as a player.
Like all people from Ottawa – maybe not Peter-  I loves me some Matt Carkner but I will concede however that bro-bro is teetering on a line b/t NHL and AHL standing (as is the nature of having been a 27 year old rookie I suppose) but yeah with Carks coming off knee surgery I think depending on how he responds in the summer (though from what I hear he’s a hard off season worker) BUT …I think that Lee has created a good possibility for a spot for himself on the D corps. . .but one muck up and there may be an opening if you aks me.
Kuba buyout would be kind of awesome. “You cant always get what you want / but if you try sometimes / you fuckin get what ya beibs” – Freddy Nietzsche

In which I continue my streak of needlessly linking to things.

The Ottawa Senators stink. Not as badly as some teams; not so badly as teams higher up in the standings, with lesser lineups but better luck; not even so badly as in their own worst seasons, which were, it need not be said, legendarily bad. But as undeniable as these truths are, there is also the undeniable truth of their current stinkiness. You don’t get the third overall pick in the NHL draft by being any good at almost any of the elements required to successfully win at hockey.

The Cleveland Cavaliers are, unfortunately for them, a legendarily bad basketball team right now. So much so that their fans, like an Ottawa fan base who has enjoyed the playoffs almost every year for the last dozen or more years, are faced with this new and alien feeling of finding some semblance of interest in the minutia of team building, the minor improvements of a depth player’s two-way game, NCAA player reports, and 3rd jersey designs.

Anyway, Colin McGowan is a guy I only sort of know, writing with him over at Cokemachineglow, and he’s written this really pretty awesome meditation on the nature of desire – desire so niggling and insistent – in the face of utter and soul-crushing mediocrity. Check it out.

2011.03.29: In which being the 14th Sens blog on a story constitutes a scoop for us

Just wanted to link to a story that’s heating up a little bit, and some great reading on those Sens blogs who understand contract structures and the implications given the pending expiry of the CBA, etc. (i.e. not us.)

NCAA free agent Stephane Da Costa has declared his intention to go pro, and the Sens are considered a competitive destination with as many as all 30 teams having expressed an interest. He’s supposed to decide where he’ll go tomorrow, and Sens fans could see him in the lineup this season.

I don’t know much about Da Costa except that he’s a scoring center, is pretty small at 180 lbs, and is from Paris, France. No NHL player has ever come from Paris, but the city is the birthplace of post-structural literary theory, so you know Lessard is looking forward to some dense conversations with the young man while riding the Binghamton Bus. I guess his size, and perhaps propensity for quoting Derrida, is probably why he didn’t get drafted.

But we might see him as early as this season because playing time is one of the few things Ottawa can offer him that few other teams can’t. If he plays even one game, a year on his entry deal is used up and he’s one year closer to a real pay cheque (/check). Also, bonuses built into his contract will count against the cap. So the two things at the Senators disposal – cap space, and a lost season – give them an advantage in negotiations. No coincidence that the other teams thought to be competitive are Florida and Minnesota, who also stink horribly.

If Murray pulls this off, it will be notable, as we’ve caught glimpses of what Bobby Butler, a former NCAA alum, can do, and Winchester is a solid contributor. (I think Bozak in Toronto is another collegiate signee, and he centers Toronto’s top line. Not bad for a player Toronto didn’t even need to use a draft pick to get. Leafs suck.)

Anyway, a situation worth keeping an eye on. If only to appreciate some of the solid writing out there covering the developments.

Check here and here for some Ottawa blogger coverage. There’s also plenty being written through the trad media’s usual suspects.

2011.03.28: In which the new Sens jersey is an episode of Lost

 

Photo courtesy of – who else? – Icethletics

Conrad

So, after another improbably comeback – this time against Atlanta, to force OT – the Sens are third last in the league, four points up on Colorado for the 2nd overall pick, only one point back of Florida and four points back of the 5th-place Islanders.

I’m all for cheering the odd win – and it has to be said, it’s great to see 18.5k people make it to the game against Washington last week, even with the home team nowhere near the playoffs and Ovechkin sitting. But this winning is starting to get strange. Sens are making huge comebacks, and holding legitimate contenders off the board completely. It’s good to see, and I’m feeling optimistic for next year. But my question is – are we kind of fucking ourselves here a little? There’s six games left; why not sit Spezza and Anderson for a couple of those?

It looks like the only game-changers in the upcoming draft are Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, potentially an offensive star, and Adam Larssen, a blue chip defenseman. After them come a couple of solid two-way players with a lot of size in Gabriel Landeskog and Sean Couturier – good players, but not franchise quality. After that the quality falls off again, with good players like Brandon Saad, Ryan Strome and Ryan Murphy still up for grabs, but none of them are the type you can build around. I’ll be happy to have any of them, but it would be a shame to have suffered through so much mediocrity only to sabotage it when the games are meaningless.

There’s a big difference between tanking it for a whole season and tanking it for a few games. As one who was never a big subscriber to the whole “culture of winning” argument – or, who thinks lacking a culture of winning is outweighed by having good players on your team – these next few games could effect the franchise for years to come.

Pete

All very good points. I don’t think that management sees a player in this draft class worth tanking for. I doubt that at this time of year there are new points to add to any junior player’s scouting report. I say this full knowing that Murray told the media at the press conference following the Kelly trade that they’re targeting an NHL ready player with the first round pick. Kinda mixed messages if you ask me.

The other part is that there are quite a few guys who are playing for spots in the sens lineup. No one is really interested in  laying down if they think it could be the difference between riding the bus and flying on Meknyk’s margarita-ville 1. Not to mention Clouston coaching for his life.

Discussion points worth chewing on:

1. Pundits believe Murray may have saved his job with his deft stickhandling around the deadline. I understand that during the dark parts of this season a scapegoat had to be anointed and flogged. Now things are kinda looking up. We’re 5 points away from blaming the season on injuries and shaky goaltending instead of using the “rebuild” term.

2. Marek Svatos: Keep or toss?

Conrad

I’ve always kind of liked Svatos, and heard that the organization was interested in him when he was disappointing people in Colorado. Which is to say, good on them for finally getting to take a look and not having to part with anything to do it. But unless he’s willing to play here for a “prove yourself” contract I can’t see him sticking around. He’s only got about 4 points since the Sens claimed him off waivers, and during a period when he couldn’t possibly get more ice time. I think he finds a home next year, but I don’t know if it’s here.

As for Murray’s future, it’s looking more and more likely that he sticks around in some capacity. I mean, the guy just spent about $20M of Melnyk’s money on Anderson and Phillips. I think Tim Murray takes over next year with Brian in an advisory role. Could be worse, I guess. The Murrays are no Sather.

Prianka

It seems like we’ve pretty much torched our draft position. It’s strange to have spent the entire season complaining how the team couldn’t win a game to save their lives, and now being slightly disappointed when I check the scores. It is pretty amazing that we stopped super hot teams like the Rangers and the Capitals, but if we win the majority of our remaining games (there are only 6 games left, but even winning 3 of them is more points than we want), this entire terrible season really will be a write off.

Reading that Alfie is thinking of playing again, you have to wonder what they are doing. I agree that it would be a good idea to sit Spezza and Anderson for some of the remaining games, and it’s definitely not worth the risk to Alfie to have him playing in what are now more than meaningless games. Let’s have him rest and be back at 100% for next year. I realize we can’t sit too many people, otherwise we have to start stealing players from Bingo again, but maybe it’s also times to sit Karlsson who has consistently been playing 30+ minutes a game.

I don’t really see Marek Svatos sticking around for pretty much exactly the reasons Conrad said. It’s another case like with Cheechoo: sure Svatos can score 30 goals when he is on top of his game, but with 4 pts since he’s arrived, everything points to him not being on top of his game. I’m sure he would like to play somewhere where he is a legitimate top 6 forward, and with how much he is being outplayed even by the Bingo kids, that doesn’t seem likely with the Sens.

So when are they unveiling the new jerseys?

Conrad

I think they’re doing the new jerseys in the offseason. It would be cool to see them give one to our top five pick on draft day 🙂

And, appropriately, just as you sent that email, Icethletics updated with this post.

Not to overanalyze what is just a screen shot, but, uh….it looks a little like the black SNES jersey. Now we know it will definitely have the ‘O’ on it, and, unfortunately, will also have the draw strings at the neck. And it will be black and red again.

Pete

How the snap does a post about a possible 3rd jersey get 150 comments and we can’t get 150 comments total? Someone get me a bottle of bourbon and a RIF account cuz I’ve suddenly become my father and no longer understand the Internet.

James

Hi Brosephs and Brosephines,
 
I think it’s a sticky toilet of fish with the whole Tank for Tavares thing. Tanking in my opinion, can be a loose if seldom admitted strategy of a club but ultimately is more of a fan concept a lot of the time. I mean Pittsburgh is great (barf) now but almost lost their franchise in the process of getting some #1s. Do we want that, THAT bad? I’m still smarting over almost losing the team once. I mean look no further than the Kansas City Islanders for a more current example. Curious how the rebuild concept is quietly being challenged by the Chicago Blackhawks right now. Were awful for years and then picked up some amazing young players – and even speedily won the cup with a whateeeeeevs rookie goalie and one season later might miss the playoffs. NHL 2.0 is a weeeird world. Maybe Im stretching with the Blackhawks thing as I think they are still a pretty scary team with awful goaltending and have had a lot of baaad injury luck. Like it was aptly pointed out earlier, people in the organization are playing for jobs on next season’s roster and in some cases careers out there and could probably give a  Ryan “Ted” Nugent-“Sir Anthony” Hopkins about draft positioning. People are talking a gaaaang of shit about this years draft but I looked at the top 5 picks and I think they are all worth picking. I mean if we get “stuck” with Sean Coutourierererer Im not crying. Hopefully, it might look in the end like “screwing” yourself into having to pick Jordan Eberle. No matter what the pick, you might get Brian Lee’s pencil neck and Anze Kopitar’s broken ankle. Hang on folks its going to be a bumpy dfahsdfkljdfasdfablackeyespeassong.
Back to my point about fan perspective, as a fan of course I am a bit bummed to see this never say die brand of good play come this late in the season. Where was this whole shutting out the Caps mess when I went to games this whole season? – I think I saw ONE win this year at SBP(.wordpress.com). Either way, there seems to be no catching Colorado and Edmonton who have the draft time – luxury/ rest of the time-curse of being terrible but in the West. Anyway, yes, it is very bitter sweet to watch the team’s (couldn’t be) late(r) in the season surge coupled with the Florida implosion. Sooo….?….barfy barf barf?
Personally, I must also say that when Anderson came in and decided that he was going to let in fewer than 6 goals per game I knew that the Sens wouldn’t be going on anymore of those 10 game losing streak soul crushing hell rides and that Elliot would now make the Avs his new Viking Death Ship – Hey, Ells, hows that whole “Playing the Sedins on a regular basis thing going? Working out or not working out? He says “Depends on how you look at it.” Good point, McCain Ellio’s Pizza Pockets.
It does depend on how one looks at it. I am choosing to look at it as a more or less guaranteed top FIVE pick and a non-terrible goaltender (which is huge) moving forward. In addition, some very exciting draft picks (picked outside the top five) that have already been picked heading into camp for 2011-2012 – and BTW current “just lost his position in team scoring leader to a forward that makes SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS PER – Erik Karlsson was picked 15th so you know…all is not lost. It has been a frustrating year and I concede that watching all that MFing losing and not getting a top 3 picks is rough. Lets just move forward with new steady goaltender, exciting young defenders, US college signings who seem to be working out decently, maybe a forward signing in the off season? Why? Well, you have no choice for starters. Theres still excitement, maybe Murray will package some crud for your more coveted Landeskog (before time) type pick.
Speaking of moving forward, about Svatos? more like Dumpos. I’m pretty indifferent toward his play soooooooo I think we have enough of those dudes. Word on the street (internet) is that Svatos is to shoulder injury what Cheechoo is to sports hernia. So, lets use that cap space to buy Michalek robot knees and take a look at another prospect or whatever.
Before one accuses me over being overly optimistic HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY im not feeling good about that new third jersey so far. Which third jersey am I talking about? I understand your confusion because IT ALREADY LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THE THIRD JERSEY THAT NO ONE (ESPEEEECIALLLLLLLLY ME) LIKES. Cyril Leeder is my candidate for contract buyout / everything garbageout.