Lame Day Preview: Ottawa Senators at Chicago Sword of Damocleshawks

James says:

Hot mess. After reading the Sens blogosphere I feel like Im on SO MUCH PROZAC. OHHHHHH a humiliating loss to the loafs and then a week off?
It’s a recipe for WIDESPREAD OPTIMISM  oh and VERY reasonable rumors in Ottawa. Look, I’m not saying that I’m not feeling down on the team too …as a former blogger myself, I got in on the feeding frenzy a little bit too before I was let go here …but its like people are going to be furious if there isn’t a complete changing of the guard in 24 hours.

Bros and Sisses, THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN AT THE END OF THE YEAR. Murray and Clouston aren’t really delivering, its very true… but their contracts are up at the end of the regular season If The Euge decides to pay them to not work for a few months while paying for Cheechoo, Emery (?), and infinity other coaches I will cease to understand how he became a zillionaire. “Think I became the richest man in the world by cutting a bunch of cheques?” –Fictionalized Bill Gates on the Simpsons*

Lets just relax…continue to cheer our Sens for not being the New Jersey Devils and wait and see what happens for the rest of the year and get excited for youth and the moving of Pascal Leclaire’s upper and lower bodies to the ECHL in the approaching Papa Roaching offseason.

Yeah, maybe the team will toss someone at the trade deadline…don’t count on it though, Jack (you)! After all (prepare for caps lock…)
THEY CANT EVEN MOVE BRIAN LEE OR GET HIM CLAIMED OFF WAIVERS. . . I mean he IS Brian Lee but this is NHL 4.6Beta …

Lets not “get our freak on guh-git our freak onnn” – Missy “Misdemeanor” Brian Elliot, CCFR Blogger 2011-2011 –  if the Sens don’t beat the BHawks tonight because theres a good chance that mayyyybe nothings going to change… for now.
Either way it should be interesting …to see if this post holds any water in 24 hours.

Lame Day Preview Update(.com): Robin Lehner is backing up Brian “Misdemeanor” Joke is funnier second time! Elliot tonight as Pascal LeClaire is too busy taking calls from all the NHL teams that are offering him amazing deals to start for their PROFESSIONAL hockey clubs next season. Okay, okay, okay I’m just joking he slipped on a puddle of toilet water he was drinking.

*R.I.P. Funny episodes of The Simpsons.

 

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