In which you’re in the water, cage is in the water, Heatley is in the water…

I, just like all of you CCFRians (that’s a thing) were looking forward to the hotplate of sweet justice that was due to Cape Heatley when the Prodical Judas returned to Ottawa.  Do you remember when Neil put Chara on his butt just seconds after the CBC flashed an image of them being besties in the changing room hallway before the game.  Nothing sort of an Ottawa blowout win and Neil/Heatley bout would quench my ill tempered humors, of course Ottawa would come through…  Or service us up a wet sandwich like performance with an untouched, apathetic and constantly spitting (seriously man, that shit is gross) Heatley.  Good news though, there is a chance for redemption when the Sens play Heatley’s new team in the form of the famed Minnesota Tiger-Cats in the home opener of the 2012-2013 season.  I hope they play the Real Francis Lessard (after he finishes The Illiad of course)

In which we find reason to celebrate… and then forget the next day

It was a season of one thousands.  Poppa Alfredsson got he’s one thousandth point,  Kovalev got his one thousandth point, once the glacier imprisoning him melted, and then promptly froze again (Man I don’t miss that guy).  However, Ruutu also served his one thousandth penalty minute.  I totally forgot because I was on an important business trip and I’m a terrible father, so I took him to Mouse Themed Party Buffet.  “…And the cats and the cradle and the silver spoon…”

In which we present the scraps from the cutting room floor

Over the course of the year, a lot of  images fall by the waste side.  Some because they are terrible ideas, some because they never happened.  Blogging is a cutthroat sport with many image casualties.   Anyways, in the bottomless pit that is the off season, I present b-sides.  Images that are totally non-topical and maybe even made up, but hopefully provide your eye’s mouth with nourishment until next season… Or just some bullshit to look at.

The Image Guy