James Day Preview: Ottawa All Stars Vs. Tampa’s Bay

Singer from Smash Mouth or Chubby Rick Nashmouth?

Okay now, settle down, settle down. Everyone form a semi-circle around this website and I’ll tell you a tale…a tale…OF A HOCKEY THINGS!

Don’t get TOO excited. It’s just a fairy tale. It can’t hurt you, it’s just filled with make believe things like gargoyles, henchmen, and James Reimer (7-4-4 / 3.00 / .900) in the all star game! I know. I know, those are almost BEYOND all star numbers but until scientists can invent a newer brighter better All Supernova Game lets each and every last one of us just take advantage of the magic we are beholden to. Granted he is the leafs goalie and I tend to be extra hard on them but you don’t see me objecting to Phillip Kessel or the unfortunately named Joffery (great job, parents) Loophole or Unfrozen Caveman Phaneuf being in the line up. They’ve had good and great (grood) seasons up to here, let the playaz play. What is unfortunate about this whole thing is that it is just a COINSIDENCE that a lot of the starting lineup for the all star game are actually enjoying exceptional seasons. The online voting system allows that there is always a very good chance the game can just as likely be the Teen Choice Awards rather than the All Stars up in here.
To me limiting the fans’ vote count to 30 has only made it a less annoying version of what Montreal fans did years ago when, thanks to some hacking, nearly the entire Eastern starting line up was made up of Habs. It was a great, great game for the always excellent and relevant Mike Komisarek and game MVP and MOST TALENTED GUY IN PRACTICE, Alex Kovalev. SNORRRRING. Note: Imagine how good Alex Kovalev would have been if every game was an all star game, practice or all star game practice? Admittedly, despite the new limitations imposed on fan voting it is a given that pretty much anything a fan base does is by default a less annoying version of Montreal.
Moving forward, to take off my rose, white, black and sparkly gold coloured glasses for a moment, I can admit that it will probably be very frustrating for fans of the actual all star game seeing 4 Ottawa Senators (obviously the most beloved team in the league ESPECIALLY in Ontario) taking spots in the starting lineup. Look, I want Alfie to start the game ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY, but I wonder from a player’s perspective if it takes away from making the game because there was an extensive campaign rallying fans to vote as many members of the home team as they can rather than making it in on merit …through a probably very political NHL brass based voting process alone*?
In a video I saw that there is absolutely no chance I am going to bother to link to (ITS CALLED TRUST, PEOPLE) Jason Spezza (40 points in 40 games) commented about how flattering it is that the good people of Ottawa have come together to support the home team but that he hopes he gets in on his performance as well. That pretty much sums up how I feel about this whole thing. I think it’s great that we fans have supported our best players, prevented Project Lamehem from being a success and given the host team some representatives but something still irks me about the process. Sens homer feelings aside, if had purchased a ticket to the all star game (which I did not/will not as it is WAY WAY WAY too rich for my blood) and the entire starting lineup was Ottawa Senators I don’t think I could help thinking “Wow, I just paid $250-$1000+ to see the Ottawa Senators play a pick up game against the westen all stars.” This is especially interesting considering the Senators skills competition was a couple weeks ago and tickets were 12 bucks. SPEAKING OF WATCHING THE SEANTORS PLAY HOCKEY THE SENATORS ARE SDFLK;djaer gjervjhaskdjfa aefpj 32023r TONIGHT!!!!!!

Game, you guys:
Thanks for sticking around none of you. It is Thursday and we find ourselves with a very non-Canada v. Finland bronze medal game on the docket. Our beloved Sens are looking great (NHL games are only counted in 3rd period performance now right? Great.) and are hoping to extend a three game wining streak tonight against The Tampa’s Bay Weather.Tampa had a little three game streak going themselves until they got shellacked byToronto the other night. So, there’s that. It’s a pretty big game for a pesky team looking to gain what little padding is available in the East and a very disappointing team looking to…not look disappointing.

Turris and Michalek
I have a good feeling that we could see a little something from either or both of these fellas tonight. Maybe Foligno is on the creep-creep a little too, given his penchant to bust into the zone this could be his kind of game. Turris and Michalek, like Foligno aren’t afraid to get in front and drive the net and I think that could prove very effective when the Sens penetrate the Lightning zone. Anyone like that new band Lightening Zone?

Shhhh quiet you’ll wake up Old Man Roloson!
As much as people seem to be complaining about Craig Anderson lately I must point out Dwayne Wayne Roloson he AIN’T. And no it’s not because he doesn’t have Rollie’s trade mark grade 7 on picture day hair. I like Roloson but man, if I’m a Tampa Bay fan watching a drying paint defensive system (full of offensive stars btw) and the 42 year old goalie is rocking a nearly 4.00 GAA and is 5.25 in his last 4 starts (all losses DOI OIOIOIOI) ….AAAAAAAND the backup is part time NHLer I MEAN STANLEY CUP WINNER Mathieu Garon….I would be mildly concerned. As an Ottawafan I think I can spot a shoddy goaltending tandem when I see one.
Back to Anderson, Im no Xerox Konopticon but I think that aside from the odd absolute blowout gameAnderson has been pretty damn good. Rebuild year good but good. I was warned about those blowout games he tends to have from a coupleColorado fans and have been glad they are less frequent than I was anticipating. To said Avs fans credit they also mentioned he tends to bounce back well from those games. Well played. Paul MacLean has been givingAnderson start after start and I, like WTYKY all star Varada, believe that increased stability in net has come from a coach that will actually give a guy a chance to get his game together with some consistent starts regardless of game outcomes. Cant say enough good things about Paulrus or Varada..rus.

1-3-Whatev
So, can we agree in the brother and sisterhood of friends that Hank Scorpio I mean Guy Boucher’s system hasn’t been the same since it was badassly exposed by Peter Laviolette and the Flyers on national TV? One thing I’ve really enjoyed about the Sens this year is that after a bit of adjustment early in the season, they seem pretty prepared to play against a team that traps up. Nothing has made me happier overall as a hockey fan since the lockout than the death rattle of the trap. Ahhh actual fun to watch hockey. Hopefully Boucher will continue to forget that his team has Stamkos,St. Louisand former impact player Lecavalier on it.

I don’t think Tampa will be a bunch of Roll Over Sallys or anything, they are a bit of a sleeper team and it will be a tight game but you have to like the Sens chances. With a pinky fingernail’s grip on 6th in the east it’s a bit of a must win if the boys want stay above the equator in the Eastern Conference. ENJOY THE GAME MY LITTLE ALL STARS!

*Full Disclosure: I happily participated in this voting process more than a few times. I got swept up to the point of writing in Robin Lehner. Discussion question: If the planets aligned and Robin Lehner ACTUALLY got voted into the all star game without even so much as having played a whole season (lets call it Reimer Style) would this be the best or WORST thing to happen to his development? Clearly it would be the best thing to happen to our ears sound bite wise.

See, This is Why Ottawa Blew it with the Turris Trade

Look, I like what I’ve seen of Kyle Turris. He has a great attitude, he looks like an amazing skater, and his shot is deadly. He hasn’t looked out of place and he isn’t even fully adjusted to Ottawa’s system yet. But as I mentioned in my diplomatically titled reaction to the trade: it’s not about Turris, a player with boatloads of potential. It’s about what might have been received in exchange for David Rundblad.

Rundblad was Ottawa’s key trading chip. A top flight prospect, highly considered by every analyst who’s bothered to make their thoughts on him public, who plays in the model of Erik Karlsson, who is currently thriving in Paul McLean’s system. Ottawa needed a second line center, there’s no doubt about that, and Bryan Murray cashed in his one golden chip. And now, two articles in one day on Puck Daddy: Anaheim is open for business, and Rick Nash would waive his no trade.

Now, I’m not saying that Ottawa should pursue point-per-game Ryan Getzlaf, 25 year old three-time 30+ goal scoring Bobby Ryan, reigning Hart Trophy winner Corey Perry, or RICK FRIGGING NASH…wait, why wouldn’t we pursue those types of players? MVPs, scoring leaders, team captains, Olympians…in the case of the Anaheim players, each making reasonable salaries. Not to get all hysterical, but we’re talking about some of the best players in the league being available in an era when superstars rarely make it to UFA market, and when your team rarely has the cap space to acquire them. The only other way you get players like this is if you draft and spend years developing them.

If they go on the block, even with Rundblad Ottawa might not have enough to trade, as each will command staggering returns. But the one thing I’m positive about is that without Rundblad, Ottawa is out of any race that develops, and for good.

Look down Ottawa’s lineup, and what do they have to offer in exchange for high end players? Karlsson is untouchable at this point. Spezza is looking great, but it would be one step forward one step back to trade a top line center, even for another top line center. Michalek is playing well, and is a top six player, but might not qualify as the centerpiece of a trade package as his comfort zone is probably as a 20-25 goal scorer. Gonchar and Kuba were both written off at the beginning of the season as deadline dumps. Cowen figures huge in the franchise’s future. There are plenty of promising prospects in the system, but it would hurt too much to lose the most valuable of those, like Zibanejad. The Puempels and Noesens of the world are lottery tickets at this point. And then you’ve got the team’s 1st round pick, which could end up anywhere between top five and bottom ten at this point.

Oh, and I guess this team could trade Turris. Apparently he can get you a player as good as David Rundblad and a 2nd round pick.

My point being that trading any of the team’s best prospects or core players for a superstar leaves an equally big hole in the lineup down the road. Rundblad was expendable and valuable. He might have been the starting point of any trade discussion. Now, if this team is a part of trade speculation, it will be considering far more painful amputations to get it done.

I know I’m in fantasy land here, but who would you prefer as a seconde line center: Kyle Turris or Ryan Getzlaf?

The Senators’ profitability

Interesting post by Tyler Dellow in which he speaks about the disproportionate percentage of league revenue that comes from Canadian hockey teams. This in itself is nothing new, though it contrasts rather inconveniently with local writers and business interests who paint a picture of Canadian clubs on the edge of profitability in order to ensure 1) monopolies in their markets, and 2) some degree of fear-driven support from fans.

Melnyk’s resorted to as much, playing up how much money the team has lost in recent years and making repeated reference to a break-even point of the second round of the playoffs. In the spreadsheet Dellow links to you’ll see that Ottawa actually does fall around the middle of the pack in per game ticket revenue in 2010-2011, during which they made $45.10MM. This is just over $1MM in revenue per home game, or roughly half what Montreal, Toronto, and Vancouver make. Last season Ottawa spent to the cap and had a horrible year, so you can see why Melnyk feels justified in making his annual entreaty to fans, strategically just days before tickets go on sale, to support the team. On a superficial level–you buy tickets to see the team, and they spent more on salary and operating expenses than they made on tickets–the team did lose money.

But this doesn’t tell the whole story. The spreadsheet doesn’t contain revenue from television sales, merchandising, from other events at ScotiaBank Place from which Melnyk derives pure profit (assuming fixed costs are paid out of hockey revenues), or revenues shared by all teams from the sales of NHL memorabilia. That remains under wraps. This spreadsheet–leaked to Toronto Star, as it is every year–is unhelpful because it enables those with an interest in the status quo to make the case that NHL clubs lose money on a strictly ticket-for-services basis. It also allows the owners to plead poverty in the upcoming CBA negotiations, despite Bettman’s perpetual reports of rising profits. The in-out dynamic of most profit calculation is politically motiviated, and ignores many of the residual profits associated with team ownership.

But the spreadsheet does allow us to speculate about this year’s profitability. The team is spending roughly $14MM less on salary this year than last, and is vastly more competitive. The 20th Anniversary Season and All Star Game (which you can only attend by buying ticket packages) are also pushing the brand, and revenues. Revenue per ticket may not be up, but attendance is. (Ottawa is seventh in league attendance this season, up from 11th last season.) Television revenue, heritage jersey sales, and more may contribute to a larger take. Ottawa is going to have a big, though not huge, year.

I’m not trying to portray Melnyk negatively here. He spends to the cap on salaries when appropriate, and wants to bring a Cup to Ottawa. Sometimes he seems like the most delusional Sens homer of all. He just spent $5MM on a new scoreboard, albeit one he had little choice in acquiring as the new one was literally only quasi-operational. And the team continues to include a number of money saving ticket deals for fans, from throwing in two tickets with the purchase of a jersey, to food voucher specials, to family packs of tickets for a hundred bucks. I appreciate these things, knowing they would never, ever happen in a market like Toronto. It’s just as important to consider these things part of the big picture as it is to remember that billionaire franchise owners aren’t prone to running money losing ventures.

$65,429,140 in salary / $50,048,333 committed next season / 18-15-5, 10th place

$67,066,709 in salary / $58,591,190 committed next season / 17-17-4, 11th place

$64,312,657 in salary / $47,402,143 committed next season / 14-18-7, 13th place

$51,009,847 in salary / $35,835,833 committed next season / 20-15-5, 6th place

Senators at (about) the halfway point

First off…how have we never found this image before?

We’re not quite there yet, but close enough to take stock of our Senators, catalogue some reactions, and wonder about the second half of the season. In themes!

What does this mean for the rebuild?

Obviously if the team is outperforming expectations, it’s neither rational nor fair to lament a lost rebuild. I’m looking at the Islanders or Blue Jackets and am not at all jealous of them for having a shot at Nail Yakupov so much as thinking that if he ends up there Yakupov will face some serious obstacles to having a fulfilling, competitive career. The Senators have both exciting prospects (Zibanejad, Noesen, Puempel, Lehner, Prince, Silfverberg), unexpectedly exciting ones (Stone, the mysterious defenceman in Binghamton that Murray alluded to being “almost ready”), some young players already performing beyond expectations (Karlsson, Cowen) and some X factors (DaCosta, Filatov). More than enough, one might think, to elevate what is already there to something more.

But there are still plenty of questions for a team that is, even with all pistons pumping, essentially a bubble team, and one with too many question marks to seriously trouble a team like the Bruins, Penguins, Flyers or Rangers. (I keep Florida off that list because, seriously, does anyone know what that team is about now? Would you be surprised if they went 21-21 for the rest of the season?) Players like Kuba and Alfredsson mean a lot for the team’s success so far this season, and the picks or prospects they might yield in a deadline trade won’t be useful for three or four seasons. A playoff round’s worth of ticket revenue might be worth the longterm depth of this team.

This seems evidenced by Murray’s decision to roll the dice on Kyle Turris, who has looked pumped to be playing in a hockey market, but who cost the team a lot in their best prospect and a pick. I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole strategy of conservative building goes out the window if the team shows a strong, six-game loss in the first round—even if that means more prospects leaving town, or free agent acquisitions.

This is a fickle market, but I don’t think there’s ever been a time when the fan base was more amenable to doing what was necessary to build a contender. It’s easy to get swept up in exciting hockey, and I’m all for building a winning culture. But I don’t want to see this team mortgage depth for another year of “anything can happen in the playoffs” attitude.

Is the team playing above their heads?

With Karlsson leading defencemen in scoring, Spezza having flirted with top ten in scoring, and Michalek with the lead in goals, this team has players who, occasionally, are among the best in the league. Not to take anything away from their stellar play, but that’s not something you can count on season in and season out, and it’s one of the main reasons Ottawa is where they are in the standings. A couple of key injuries, and the Senators are in a world of trouble. Heading into the second half of the season, you might expect these players to tail off a bit. Or they might put together a full season, but it’s best to plan around a more modest forecast than to say “this is the new norm.” Especially with Daniel Alfredsson, their best all around player, considering retirement.

Are the Senators as bad as everyone thought they were at the beginning of the year? Of course not. We all predicted a bottom ten, maybe a bottom five finish, but anyone familiar with their lineup, and who didn’t become enamored with other teams’ acquisitions (Jeff Carter was going to turn the Blue Jackets into a scoring machine?) knew better than to pencil in the worst. But realistically, this is a team that will miss the playoffs. I hope they bust all of those paper bag predictions, but it looks the case.

Goaltending. Sigh.

The more things change…

No one could have predicted that after being traded for Craig Anderson, playing himself out of a qualifying offer from Colorado, and then being signed as a backup in St. Louis that Brian Elliott would be among the best tenders in the league. Similarly, no one could have thought after Anderson’s play down the stretch that he would be one of the weakest links on a defensively porous team. He may face more shots than all but two other teams it the league (Dallas and Minnie, for those keeping track, who have also succeeded by outscoring their opposition), but his numbers are atrocious. Alex Auld has not proven himself capable of stealing the starting job, and Robin Lehner still lacks a lot of maturity. One hopes that Anderson’s performance will trend upward in the second half of the season, but it’s hard to get excited about what we see there today. I hated the four year deal when it came down—and I’m an Anderson fan, I was when he was in Florida—so all we can do now is hope for the best.

What to do in the offseason?

Getting waaaaay ahead of myself here, but there are some key questions heading into 2012. Karlsson and Foligno are due new deals, and we know at least the first of those will involve an enormous pay raise. If they receive $7M and $3M per year respectively, the team allows Kuba, Carkner and Winchester to walk, Alfie stays for the last year of his deal, and all other RFAs remain at about the same pay, that’s about $18M in cap space. (Including a bunch of buyouts coming off the books.) That’s a lot of coin to play with, unless this team wants to maintain an internal cap. (Gotta pay for that scoreboard, if the heritage jersey sales haven’t already.) You have to wonder if the team will consider one of the premier free agents—does Ryan Suter make it to market? How about Zach Parise? Does the team go for a second tier player like Huselius, or does Murray reunite with Dustin Penner for a good ol’ fashioned reclamation project?

Thanksgiving is held on Dec 30th right? Okay, great!

This image was not photoshopped in any way and is further the official photo of WTYKY

How many posts can I begin remarking at what a whirl of wind it has been? Let me count the… HEYYYYY!
So end of the year, right step cousins? It has been nothing short of a … let me just get out my Whimsy Thesaurus … Okay according to this, it has been nothing short of a “weather phenomenon in which a vortex of wind (a vertically oriented rotating column of air if you want to be a complete dick about it) that formed due to instabilities and turbulence created by heating and flow (current, doi oi) gradients” hmm. Looks like I mixed up my Whimsy Thesaurus with a Dictionary of Meteorological Terminology, AGAIN! Anyway, I wanted to take some time to talk about some things I am happy about as the year 2011 comes to a close. It is important to give thanks ‘fore the End Times

Rebuild: A Spike Murray Joint
Former Minister of Fisheries and Oceans, Beetlejuice once said, “Life is so much less stressful when you’re dead.” I find this especially true when you consider it in relation to your hopes of your favorite hockey team’s playoff competitiveness.

Ahhh, seriously, I always wondered how fans endured rebuilds and hence abhorred the prospect of one. So far, it’s actually not been all that bad because I’ve learned that when the team does terribly they are just fulfilling the “there’s going to be a lot of long nights” end of the bargain and conversely when they hand a more established team their breakfast they are merely “showing flashes of the future/surpassing expectations.” That’s a pretty good deal, even when you lose you win at losing to win!

Hold up though, its not that simple. I understand that Byran Murray’s unique brand of rebuilding appears (though far from over) to be much, much less painful than what fans of other franchises have had to endure. It’s tough to look at the successes enjoyed by the 1st overall pick laden rebuilds of  franchises like Chicago and Pittsburgh and not be a bit jealous. That is easy of course when you forget how long those teams were TERRRRRRRIBLE for (and how awesome the Senators were year in and year out back then). Pittsburgh also came within a hair’s breath of losing their team. That’s a gamble this fan is not willing to make since 1. We’ve been there already –heyyyyy NOT fun! 2. We don’t have a Super Mario to swing in and save the day 3. Already working with the disadvantage of having a medium sized municipal sports culture already divided up among Sens fans and the TOTALLY reasonably entitled leaves and habs fans (now featuring delusion on a chanting nah nah nah hey hey hey goodbye while sitting in 13th place – 25th overall – level!). I like the way Murray’s been doing it. Elite we ain’t yet still fun to buy tickets to games!

With some fearless trading of a bucket of assets for picks, savvy drafting, some deft moves like signing college FAs and the seemingly overnight building of an AHL champion farm club (which was quickly harvested by the Sens as a result) the team is already looking pretty respectable. Damn! That’s not even counting Lehner, Zibanejad, Silferberg, Puempel, Noessen, Da Costa, Weircioch, Stone, Borowiecki, Gryba, Prince, Pageau, infinity waiting in the wings.  Pretty cool. Maybe it’s because I am an Ottawa fan and I fear the pinning of both hopes AND dreams on a cant miss no.1 pick but I believe this method of rebuilding  is both faster and involves less risk. One need not look past Long Island to see how perennial basement dwelling can in some cases …well, be just that. Get Well Soon, Rick DiPietro’s Contract! Even the Oilers, who have a seriously exciting young team, look far from rebuilt as they currently sit below the recently dissed Montreal Anglophiles (see above) in the standings and have a defense lead by Andy Sutton WHO WILL BE 37 IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS…and is currently suspended, and the SOMEHOW EVEN OLDER Nick Khabibulin…who played for the original Winnipeg Jets in net. There’s definitely hope in Edmonton but damn those are some patient fans.

Not Rushing Mika Zibanejad
Speaking of rebuild (basically what this entire post is about), this kid is looking very promising. I think that the advantage of the rebuild still being in its infancy is that that it allows for the Sens brass to not feel compelled to throw the fans a hopes and dreams bone which givea this 18 year old(!) more time to develop his game in the background. I suppose as of right now Mikachu is the crown jewel of the rebuild and it shows patience on the organization’s part to take their time with him. That trade for Turris gives Zibanejad additional padding. We’ve had glimpses of what Zibanejad is capable of but if you consider for a moment that in the year 2015 he will be 22 years old…let the kid continue to put Swedish men on their asses for a minute.

“Core Players” Really Pulling Their Weight
Special Little Guy included in this mix. What? He’s in his 3rd year…and in second place in scoring on the team. One of my favorite things about last season’s fire sale was that Murray dealt some very valuable players along with Alex Kovalev but somehow did not sell the farm in the process. It seems after years of (sometimes understandable) frustration, the majority of the fan base has overcome their constant calls to trade Jason Spezza and I for one could not be more thankful about it. I think a lot of this turnover (see what I did there) has to do with Spezza himself. I think he spent his early NHL career on Pizza street, one of my favorite streets, and the last few years have taught him that that success in the NHL isn’t all ham, plaques, finding Dan(n)y Heatley waving his stick in the air and letting Papa Alfie clean up everything else. To Spezza’s credit the last few seasons, he has stepped up his already impressive game. Yes, when a the Sens are down by a couple and the opposition is trapping up the neutral zone, yes, he still tries to turn his stick into Gumby and dance around everyone on the ice but how much shit can we really talk about the guy we can always  count on to lead the team in scoring and make his line mates better players and BETTER PEOPLE…(what?) Moving on, I think its fair to say that we got those bounce back years we were looking for from guys like Gonchar after a shaky start, Phillips who is rocking an even +/- instead of -35479834, Alfie who lest we forget is 39 years old, Neal who is quietly having an awesome vintage style year, and perhaps most surprising of all Milan Michalek who despite missing time due to a concussion is still in the NHLs goal scoring elite AKA The No Heatleys Club 🙂
Even as hot and cold and luke warm as Anderson has been at least we see him as our undisputed starter (due in part to Alex Auld as alternative) he has so far taken any pressure off of calling up Lehner while he uhh..learns the uhhh true meaning of getting pelted in Binghamton. Thanks to the very solid play of many of these vets who Murray kept around, come all star game time (#votekuba!) they’ll hopefully be some Ottawa Senators players in the game based on merit! Yes, merit and not the stupid, stupid fan voting system that defeats the purpose of a game that costs HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS to attend so you can see James fucking Reimer start in net against the ghost of Sidney Crosby.

Bobby Butler Has Not Delivered and Its Not the Biggest Deal In the World
As anyone who skims …I mean reads this blog IN FULL on a regular basis knows, one of my favorite things to harp on is how much last season stunk to watch. My favorite flash point being Spezza’s month on IR that saw the team win one game. Truly it was a season lacking in bright spots. One of the few bright spots was the emergence of Robert “Bobby Bee Bop Beantown” Butlah. Sure he was getting most of his points playing on the top line with Spezza but if the 2010-11 season taught us anything, playing on the top line didn’t mean you were going to get points. He also showed some individual panache with his Mark Messier style top cheese goal against Atlanta (Rest In Winnipeg) and his knack for just throwing whatever on net, sometimes with sexy results!

I like I’m assuming many others was bolstered in both fandom and expectations of BB with his Calder Cup championship and new one way contract with the big club. So, yeah, here we are, a few hours from what will be our last year as a planet and Butler is situated snuggly below Jared Cowan for goals scored. To that you might say, but James that’s not fair, Cowan is a top pairing defenseman and Butler a lowly bottom six dude! I respond thusly, in the summer, he looked all but cemented in the top 6 and there was talk of 20+ goal seasons. He’s been given opportunities and kind of blown a lot of them. We were, many of us, ready to put all of our eggs in the Bobby Basket. Wow, this dude has been a disappointment. Though, its hardly been much of a sting, hasn’t it?

Well, we have had the luxury of seeing fellow Bingonites such as Erik Condra, Colin Greening, and oy vey wow Zack Smith firmly step up in his absence. Not to mention improved seasons from vet forwards Chris Neil and Nick Foligno. This of course goes without saying that I hope that Bobby B turns his season around and racks up a bunch of points but I am thankful that our secondary scoring hasn’t suffered with his production lacking. Paul MacLean giving players not named Nikita Filatov a chance to excel when they look ‘on’ has, I believe, made this a much more well rounded team than previous iterations.

Learning What REAL Fan Optimism Is
Seeing as I am basically the guy with the fdfjhrgbvfdfv coloured glasses on this blog, I tend to look on the bright side of things. After a pretty rough start and pleasantly surprising past few months I can see that the future ACTUALLY looks pretty damn good for the Sens. The current team is competing and the cupboards are stocked. That is a lot more substantial than saying maybe Cheechoo and Kovalev can replace Heatley’s production! Or maybe Mike Fisher will finally AND magically be 3 times as good this year! We have spent a few years in the weeds watching the Sens navigate through a younger, faster NHL riding on a skeleton of the beloved cup final roster. Those days are over and done with. The reset button has been pushed and the surprising news is that it is already clear that this was right move.
MAYAN APOCALYPSE HERE WE COME!

What Should Senators Fans Be Thankful For in 2012?

Answer: the rest of the Northeast Division (minus the Bruins)

The Senators, now in a golden age of Reasonable Expectations, can only compare positively to most of their Northeastern brethren.

As I’ve already written about on this blog, the Sabres stink. Not just as a matter of luck, but to their very core, as if to stink is to answer an existential quandary. It’s their identity. How else do you explain their blind faith in Lindy Ruff and Darcy Regier after so many years of mediocrity? The commitment to players like Derek Roy, Paul Gaustad and the disgusting Patrick Kaleta? Pegula might get around to firing Regier, which then makes the firing of Ruff possible, but the damage is already done. They’re only in the first year of those brutal Erhoff and Leino contracts. Imagine how much more awful this team will be with about $10M coming off the cap next year. I can’t wait for them to pay Alex Semin all that money, only to conclude once again that “it will all depend on Ryan Miller!”

In Toronto, Brian Burke needs about four assistant GMs so that he can continue to make asinine decisions based entirely on his all-important sense of integrity, whether it be not to avail himself of the mechanisms permitted under the CBA, or to impose restrictions observed by no other team, or to, ludicrously and hilariously, renew Ron Wilson’s contract for absolutely no discernible reason beyond their apparent friendship and shared values. For this he is the highest paid GM in the history of the sport. If they miss the playoffs again by a few points, their story will become the stuff of Greek tragedies.

And then, finally, there’s Montreal, AKA Bizarro Land, where some actually fantasize about bringing back the GM who traded for Gomez, and signed Camalleri and Gionta, and where it falls well within the confines of etiquette and reason to set police cars on fire no matter what the results of a game. Every decision they make this season results in a worse team than the day before. Two more months and they’ll be having discussions about buy-outs and blowing it up. Except that it’s Montreal, so they’ll talk about Rocket Richard and then also put in a bid for Alex Semin.

Toronto and Montreal are both subject to the same temporary insanity we’re accustomed to with all large market teams. Philadelphia and New York act no saner. Theirs are systems with tyrant leaders, whose intuition is treated as scripture, whose credibility in the old boys’ world of hockey is capital. That Buffalo now aspires to be one of this group is just amazing. Let them sit at the popular kids’ table and eat each other alive.

If it wasn’t for Boston, who right now are basically invincible, the Northeast would be the most schizophrenic, irrational, hopelessly lost in all of hockey. And as Ottawa enters the 2nd year of their accelerated rebuild, we should pause and give thanks. They’ll be right where they are now as our window of contention opens, living their perpetual crisis. I can’t wait for it.

James Day Preview: Ottawa Groupons Vs. Florida Grey Poupons

OH. You thought you wasn’t gon’ see ME? I’m the Osiris of this blog! See, just because it’s the Happy Hollandaise, doesn’t mean the WTYKY machine is sleeping in until 4 in the afternoon, half eaten KFC double down in each hand. No. Whatever gave you that impression? Is it because we don’t really post on weekends or is it the fact that I’m only wearing less than fresh jogging pants right now?  Whatever your problem is, fear not; let me be your spirit guide for a very special James Day Preview.

Tonight we get another look at the Florida City Big Cats as our beloved boys in whatever jersey colours they are wearing tonight play host at The Nova Scotian Financial Services Building. Take a look at all of those Floridian faces and remember ‘em because  according to the NHL realignment plan they will become our BITTER rivals when they join us in the Bridgestone Tires Presents the Travelocity.ca Division next year…well, just until our impending demise in The Mayan Apocalypse of December of the 2012 season that is. I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT EXACT DAY, ALRIGHT! WHAT AM I, MADE OF PREDICTING THE END OF THE WORLD? …

So, GAME TONIGHT, right?  Did anyone else get that Groupon deal for 5 tickets and 5 $10 dollar vouchers for the Precious Times Relaxment Massage Parlour on Montreal road? Stop by and say hello to the whole WTYKY family as we will be on hand in what I imagine will be seats that are located in the last row of a very, very hard to sell section!

You may remember the last time these two teams met the game was of the exciting variety. Nick Foligno shot candy cane dreams out of his eyes with less than 5 seconds remaining. Which kind of  made sense back then. You know, Sens Rule, Florida Stinks, whatever, case closed. Not so fast, the Island of Misfit Free Agents have since become the new kings of the South Easy (that’s right) division. Thanks in no small part to their solid play/coaching and Washington’s signature blend of Deluxe Bed Shittery they now sit in 3rd overall in the East. Yikes right? Mmm I don’t know, I think this is going to be a pretty good little game actually.

Okay, before I get to talking about Kyle Turris *rim shot*
Can I get a small timeout to acknowledge that Daniel Alfredsson has 22 points in 28 games AND IS THIRTY NINE YEARS OLD. He’s also missed time suffering a  concussion this season. Hold me closer Papa Alfie. Wow.

First star of the week, Jason Spezza continues his very impressive run. Another multipoint game could vault him way up in the overall rankings but still far behind leader Claude Giroux who decided out of nowhere that he is Mario Lemieux and is on pace for eleventy billion points. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF just pass Phil Kessel and I’m happy Spezz!

Turris Korner: We are each and every one of us hoping without being overly excited (just kidding I’m a bit excited actually) about seeing another solid performance from new acquision Kyle Turris. I must say, getting a point on a very nice feed to Condra off his own rebound aside, I was pretty damn happy with Turris’ overall performance. Good on both sides of the biscuit, very, very fast, always seemed to be involved with the play when he was on the ice. Keep doin what youre doin white boy.

Special little guy watch continues
With 5 points in his last 2 games, what can be said about the kind of season Erik Karlsson is having? Well, one thing you could say is that he already has more points than Alex Kovalev did as a Senator last year. Ditto Mike Fisher. Ditto Everyone except Jason Spezza this year. He is on pace for over 70 points right now.

On the Florida side, watch out for Brian Campbell who is actually enjoying a good season for a change looks to continue being a Special Grown Up Guy Who Gets Paid A Crazy Amount of Money.

The Net. My favorite 90s movie about tonight’s goaltending matchup:
So even though the Buffalo Sabres are an injury riddled money vacuum, Craig Anderson actually had a quiet little bounce back game on Tuesday. Aside for the one total Snuggle Fabric Softner Bear that he let in. Whatever though, if you let in just one goal that’s fine softie or not. Lets see if he can keep it up  against stiffer competition. Go Craig!

Jose Theodore gets the start in goal for Florida so watch out if it’s a contract year for him because that guy is ALWAYS ON (…when it’s a contract year).

Enjoy the …WAIT …whaaaaaaaaaat
Update: Peter Regin has re-reinjured his re-re-reinjured shoulder and will not play tonight. He is considering surgery. Get well soon, what’s left of Peter Regin’s shoulder/future. Safe to say that no one will be considering pulling on the number 13 for the Senators anytime soon. That has gone…less than smoothly for the young Dane.

Oy that’s depressing news…I want to leave on a bit of a higher note. Did anyone catch Matt Carkner tossing Jason Pomminville to the ice like he was a stuffed WWF Wrestling Buddy for even thinking about crowding the crease after the whistle? It was bad ass. Here’s an artist’s conception via shitty screengrab:

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